Sambamntha

I just saw this in NJ and truly thought I’d seen aliens…

Not me changing my Feeld bio to “smell impeccable or don’t bother” because I just know it smells crazy on there

My very undiagnosed ADHD dad (who happens to look a little like Einstein) was infodumping excitedly about the impending collision of our galaxy with andromeda and said “the Milwaukee” when he meant to say the Milky Way. I live for these moments.

I need to join

In those melodic Philly accents - “the barricades are falling eauxver”

Nah

Very sorry for you all that you missed me giving a bad lip reading and substituting the final musical performance with “contagious” by the Isley brothers

Have a trait without making it a personal brand challenge

I deleted my x after going viral for a rather innocuous horny Luigi post and getting told I was weird for it and to kms so yeah lol

Your candid thoughts are appreciated.
It feels good to have a voice somewhere in the digital cosmos…even if it’s mostly me talking to myself.

Is there any point in posting here y/n

If something unfortunate happens to Hawk Tuah this year, just know I made her the target of spellwork entirely as a joke so as to be a good sport & participate in a NYE banishing ritual I found too unappealing to engage in seriously. If ur me this is how u accidentally off ppl. Apologies in advance.

Last night I dreamt of a chonky orange cat emerging from a large Cheeto like a butterfly from a chrysalis. Where is my paycheck

My most reactionary position is that I hate the delco accent with such a passion. This post brought to you by being on septa without my fucking headphones

Telling ppl you've never had a drivers license is one of the hardest psychological flexes. They can't handle it. Strongest shit since 2002 era vegan.

Brb, just gonna stonedly drink bedtime tea, eat tea cookies and brush up on everything that has been alleged to have ever happened

That being said, I still wanna move back lmao

Visiting NYC after a very long time and I’ve noticed a lot of people noticing me in a way I remember noticing people when I used to live here, so drained and dead inside, you’d see someone who has that inexplicable light & it turns out it’s just they don’t live here or anywhere in the northeast

Why do I keep singing the super Mario theme song to myse— oh

Stand aside, nobility.

Well then, go you into hell.

others leveling the accusation that I was “sexualizing disability,” all bc I joked that I’d bang him in a considerate way, so as not to hurt his back. Life altering experience.

Yesterday I parroted a popular Twitter meme “bouncing on it in a way that” to shitpost about Luigi.
I expected nobody to care or take seriously like my other tweets. By the end of the day it had ~2m views 60k+ likes & thousands of QTs scolding me and even some ppl telling me to kill myself,

Having a viral tweet on x should come with a Xanax prescription.

Why is it always the Mac store Genius Bar guys with the thirstiest vibes… every time I have to come to this godforsaken place one of these short kings swears he’s gonna change my life

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Whenever my time comes and I get to the other side, it is on fucking sight with the inventors of lawnmowers and leafblowers…

Oh whoops - boobs hadn’t entered the chat