Austino Wiserino

Austino Wiserino

@austinwise.bsky.social

Rapper, traveling cook, dog dad, gamer, knower of things, proud ally to all marginalized groups, future husband to a pretty person. He/him/big dawg

537 Followers 982 Following 150 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 month ago

Get your kids vaccinated I swear to fucking god, you did not do enough research on your own I fucking promise you.

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1 month ago

You did not do enough research in to vaccines
You did not do enough research in to vaccines
You did not do enough research in to vaccines
You did not do enough research in to vaccines
You did not do enough research in to vaccines
You did not do enough research in to vaccines

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1 month ago

Spent last night on the phone with a good friend of mine in Minneapolis. It scared the shit out of me to hear the things he’s witnessed in the last week. Breaks my fucking heart beyond belief.

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2 months ago

The urge to argue with my old classmates on the internet is strong, but then I remember we were all making B’s and C’s in high school together and I stop myself.

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8 months ago

No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries.

Always money for war.

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9 months ago

5 years ago I was sleeping on an air mattress in my friend’s apartment.

Today I’m watching my dogs play in the yard at my new house.

Just keep going.

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9 months ago
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In his natural habitat.

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10 months ago
A man asks another man with a flabbergasted expression "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence kneels down, points to the first man's shoes and asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" Lawrence grips the side of his head in disbelief. He says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, annoyed, says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
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11 months ago
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Video in question. Let's make it viral again.

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11 months ago

I always wish I was a bit older when MMOs were really starting to pop off in the early/mid 2000s. By the time I was old enough to really play, everything cool had already happened, so I just missed them. Like I’m old enough to know who Zezima is, but he was long gone by the time I came around.

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11 months ago
Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Ozymandias

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11 months ago

I guess, but like what’s the point of learning how to throw a proper punch when you have laser eyes?

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11 months ago

I never saw Superman or Spider-Man taking a Krav Maga class.

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11 months ago

The next tour I go on will actually be a dream come true for me and I can’t fucking wait.

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11 months ago

Not sayin but just sayin.

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11 months ago

Yall ever put your leftover queso in your stovetop Mac and cheese?

Thank me later.

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1 year ago

Disco is so cool

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1 year ago

@austinwise.bsky.social top 5 rapper all time

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1 year ago

I don't think the Dems can stop the firings. But why aren't they proposing legislation that assures those that took the buyout get paid , and that all that are fired, get at least a year severance and health benefits? And any one with a health condition is covered the entire time they are sick?

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1 year ago

so much of Being A Right-Winger is just being bitter when other people get the support, validation and accommodation you wish you would’ve received when you were younger

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1 year ago

Jesus Christ man.

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1 year ago
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a person is standing in a room with a lot of blue lights shining on them ALT: a person is standing in a room with a lot of blue lights shining on them

🎶IF WE LISTEN TO EACH OTHERS HEART
WE’LL FIND WE’RE NEVER TOO FAR APART 🎶

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1 year ago

There’s a kid that comes to the gym and does a handstand and walks on his hands after he does a set and walks by girls who give him the craziest side eye I’ve ever seen whenever he does it. I’m yet to see one person impressed by it

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1 year ago

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl

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1 year ago
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
theonion.com/guy-on-...

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1 year ago

The whole cast/panel of Gutfeld have major clockwork orange vibes, like during the daytime they walk around high on opium milk beating up homeless people and then talk about how they deserve it together at night. A perfect tv show for the Fox News network.

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1 year ago
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

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1 year ago

You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike

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1 year ago

I also met killer Mike and now I can’t even talk about it.

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1 year ago

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

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