Adam Seybold (C-Bold)

The "No, I'm Spartacus!" of typos.

Miss Spaghetti owes you a big plate of Italian food. Thin noodles. And a red sauce. Maybe meatballs as well. The name of the dish is escaping me at the minute.

I gotta eat the typo. So it goes.

Miss Spaghetti famouly loves jazz. But not the kind I figured. She's more of a YouTube Video of a Tokyo Convenience Store at Dusk Jazz Fusion Lover.
All of that is to say: You two will be very happy together.

So, my last post did not get a lot of engagement, can you guys tell your wives to let you like my stuff again?

Youth minister, sitting backwards in chair, (blah blah blah format joke) to group of impressionable teens:
“You know who else had a praise kink?”

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

The Honk Dynasty

Bill, while I accept and appreciate the moniker of “reply guy” I like to think of myself more of a “69th Like Fella”

Mothers too

Your allowed to make bad fart

This is a joke for one person.

Billy Joel is likely the most confounding, debilitatingly self-aware and distractingly opaque pop star of all time. There’s never been and will never be anyone like him.

truly, the combination of the bear design (horrifying by itself) with the dead team member's death screams like some kind of looped recording was two flavors together that made me want to crawl under a pile of blankets for a million years.

The bear scene is, to this day, one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen in a movie. Pure nightmare fuel.

Where fudge is made.

When it’s so hot the cicadas tell you to fuck off with this running 8 miles bullshit.

This has BlueSky energy, and no, I will not be taking questions at this time.

Mentally, I’m here.

(Quick scan for lies)
Nope. None detected here. As you were.

Hahahaha! 👏

Thanks! I was in the Dramatique Clubbe in high school

This app is 90% cheaters, imposters, and thieves. The other 10% make me laugh and ask to see my butthole. It’s a delicate balance.

A fuckin goat that can’t answer this riddle!!

What has a neck but no head?