Adam Seybold (C-Bold)

Adam Seybold (C-Bold)

@adamseybold.bsky.social

He/him. Writer of things, mostly horror.

163 Followers 215 Following 323 Posts Joined Sep 2023
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If Spo comes to GS and Kerr goes to the Heat in 2014, how many titles do the Golden State Warriors have?

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Down by the bay, where the plural monsters grow…

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The real Bay of Pigs is the friends we made along the way

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The Pittsburgh Penguins are led by the captain and general manager of team Canada and have no members of the US Men’s Olympic team on their roster if people are looking to adopt a new hockey team.

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2 weeks ago

Easiest bet in the world

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2 weeks ago

This is how AI leveraged people talk about AI

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Dominik Hasek holding up the gold meal at Nagano in 1998

If you’re looking for a gold medal men’s hockey player that bashes Donald Trump all the time on social media and definitely wouldn’t party with Kash Patel, please allow me to introduce you to the greatest goaltender that ever played the game.

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3 weeks ago

Stunning

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The bar is lower than the earth’s core so the media will twist themselves into happy little knots trying to say what a good job he did

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mass producing warehouse prisons is the platonic ideal of private equity

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As a former western PAer do NOT get me started on Bob Nutting…

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3 weeks ago
Foz Meadows: 

real talk, the most dangerously emotional people in the world are men so obsessed with being rational that they consistently mistake their own feelings for objective logic, on the basis that believing in rationality makes their feelings guided by rationality and thus infallible

Here:

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here you go

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CAR TALK was a perfect radio show. Every two-buddies-talking-about-a-thing podcast is but a pale shade of what Click and Clack managed to do.

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3 weeks ago

this metaphor hits the exact frequency in my brain

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3 weeks ago

Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full-sized glory

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3 weeks ago

Hall of Famer. My favorite performance of his is Lonesome Dove.

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Who Up Struggling They My?

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I seek and desire

Sappho

translated from the ancient Greek by Bliss Carman



I seek and desire, 
Even as the wind 
That travels the plain 
And stirs in the bloom 
Of the apple-tree. 

I wander through life, 
With the searching mind 
That is never at rest, 
Till I reach the shade 
Of my lover’s door.
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1 month ago

NOT CARL

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This is all due to the incredible resistance of the people of Minnesota.

Their resilience - and their determination - helped enforce the Constitution in a way that political elites in Congress and the courts did not or could not.

I have never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

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a cartoon character in a park with a frisbee in his hand ALT: a cartoon character in a park with a frisbee in his hand

when someone posts a new starter pack containing everyone you know but not you

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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

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1 month ago

And yet, somehow, the agent looks to be truly culpable here

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A bad mirror and a single overhead light can really ruin my day

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1 month ago

As a Black person who happens to be American I can honestly say this sounds like it’s not really a problem for me

don’t think my folks are in danger of losing any perceived coolness

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its just so goddam frustrating living in a time where morons get to pretend theyre smart by asking “questions you arent allowed to ask” that actually have been asked and answered a million times. we are fighting battles that were settled generations ago. infuriating

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1 month ago

You know I’m Canada down…

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