Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Literally the only thing I miss about Facebook is the Avalanchers group…
[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go
This is how you write a goddamn headline.
a contender for my favorite behind-the-scenes photo: The Hunt for Red October crew built their submarine set(s) on top of a hydraulic gimbal, 45 ft above the stage floor, capable of tilting 45 degrees to mimic a sub's movements - Sean Connery said it made him seasick. even the gauges inside worked.
Thank you Chuck Tingle!
stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright
the year is 2030. a doctor gravely informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people who felt bad for a monkey bought polyester plushies that shed millions of microplastics in the laundry that were were eventually consumed by the fish that you ate
Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man
monday comin'
Something absolutely inexorable about wearing a white shirt that makes me desperate to cook with turmeric.
kinda fell in love with this shirt that was algorithmically forced on me so i checked the translation to make sure we were copacetic and tragically the shirt has become cooler than the original
Why are we even talking about this? The DOW is over 50k!
RIP to a civil rights activist and groundbreaking politician
He won the 1988 Democratic primary in Virginia for President
Paving the way for many more to follow him in the Commonwealth and beyond
abcnews.com/Politics/rev...
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
alternate social media series i did a while ago. gonna start reposting work on here
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
Romantic Punk Surprises Partner With Breakfast in Mattress on the Floor
thehardtimes.net/culture/roma...
Very exciting!
Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car
#muppets #themuppetshow #behindthescenes
Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
The morning so far
This is fun. You should go draw horsies instead of whatever it is you're meant to be getting on with*.
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*That's a lie. If you have important things to do don't listen to me. But this is cute.
I explained gay in like two seconds, that was easy, and then she asked me to explain electricity
mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
