Me but I promise Iโm smart
26.01.2026 21:07 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Itโs funny people think Iโm paying my taxes this year. Nah baby, Iโm filing tax except because fuck giving more money to the Trump administration
26.01.2026 21:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
So now you think Iโm fat
26.01.2026 18:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Good morning!
26.01.2026 14:45 โ ๐ 304 ๐ 58 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 2
Ok but Iโm raiding his closet in the process
26.01.2026 18:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Chicken, waffled, caviar, and hot sauce ๐ฅต
26.01.2026 18:02 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Update
26.01.2026 17:33 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
What vacation with me is like
26.01.2026 17:10 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
A raccoon, labeled โmeโ, is stretching to hold itself in the air between two trees. The first tree is labeled โstaying informed on the American dumpster fireโ. The second tree is labeled โmy mental healthโ.
gm
26.01.2026 13:44 โ ๐ 554 ๐ 96 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 9
A boy who just wants to be home but is stuck in Europe bc storms keep canceling everything home ๐ญ
26.01.2026 13:51 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Why was it $50 to go 5 minutes to the airport hotel in Amsterdam? Iโm so over how expensive everything is
26.01.2026 13:33 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It was hot and it did in fact work
25.01.2026 20:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Guys that update our text background photo to a photo of their hard dick unprompted>>>
25.01.2026 17:00 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This is how hungover I am rn
25.01.2026 15:54 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Need to be **** so badly
25.01.2026 14:44 โ ๐ 115 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 0
Ok so should I fly in or are you teasing me
25.01.2026 14:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The cute boy is cute boying ๐ฅต
25.01.2026 13:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Bathroom makeout would hit rn
23.01.2026 23:44 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Almost time for golden hour โ๏ธ
22.01.2026 16:26 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Eso es mi amigo nuevo, Rook ๐ถ
22.01.2026 15:26 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
People without any ability to think with nuance drive me up the fucking wall
20.01.2026 20:31 โ ๐ 54 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1
Golden hour for a platinum gay โ๏ธ๐ช๐ธ
20.01.2026 17:16 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
๐ฅต
20.01.2026 01:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Why would you do this to me
20.01.2026 01:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Honestly, yah
20.01.2026 01:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Me
20.01.2026 01:22 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Itโs the brain rot intersected with actual faggotry
19.01.2026 22:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Dancer, Lawyer, Writer, Husband, Crossfitter & Part-time attention whore.
CO | lover of nature, reality TV (especially Big Brother), books, cats, and men | sometimes nsfw
๐ Full time homosexual. Always silly, sometimes thirsty.
๐ SE London, wedged between the fun places
he/him | NYC | a pleasure to have in class | ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Cantabrigian, scientist, marathoner, nerd, politically too tuned in, homo
He/him ๐ณ๏ธโ๐, Chicago
Lover of board & video games, reading, and meeting new people
๐ท๐ธ | ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ | FL ๐ด | Partnered ๐
Gamer ๐ฎ | Music stan ๐ง | Movie buff ๐ฌ | Gym ๐ช | Traveler ๐๏ธ | Caffeine fiend ๐
A main alt you might say
๐ณ๏ธโ๐, nsfw, MDNI, etc
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๐ฎ Gaymer - Strategy Nerd ๐ค
๐ถIt's Britney, B*tch #Godney #BArmy
Doesn't make any sense, does it ?
๐บThe power of three will set us free #Charmed
Gaucho vert๐ #VoteGreen
๐Runner and tennis player ๐พ
lvl 36 | ๐ฃ๏ธ FR/US/NL/IT(provo ad apprendere)
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Buffy || Taylor Swift ๐๐๐ || Pokรฉmon || Disney Dreamlight Valley || Books || ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ โ Veggie Gaymer UK
Cetaceans & Cannonballs ๐๐ฆ
๐๏ธ Poolside lounging
Music | Movies | Shows | Gym
If the skeets seem random, they are. Trust the process๐โโ๏ธ
Artist and workout enthusiast. Little guy just enjoying life. Nsfw. Onlyfans.com/zak00170
Sf Bay Area bator | plant dad | DMs open
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anime, gaming, gym, smooches
๐ Los Angeles
Official thirst trooper posts
๐ณ๏ธโ๐, married, gaymer, nerd, PNW
โTake a thousand, naked pictures of yourself nowโฆ believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, โDear God, I was a beautiful thing!โโ
-Moira Rose
Colorado boy, dog dad, and houseplant enthusiast ๐ชด๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ณ๏ธโ๐Free๐ต๐ธ
