Benji Pham

You bitches at Texas Roadhouse are lying!!! How are there five birthday announcements every time i go? 😭

How taunie been here 6 months before me and only rank v? Flop loser. Talking about "save the city"

I used to think suicide jokes were the funniest shit but then i got reported in elementary school and had to get a psych eval and had to attend psychiatry and was put on adhd medication that it turns out i didn't have. Wouldn't recommend. Anyways i picked it up again in high school and it was so fun

Loose outlets piss me off so bad. Fucken ran through loose ass bitch smh

Every time i get Popeyes i feel like shit afterwards. And I'm like ugh I'm never getting it again. But here we are...

Marketing towards men is so funny cuz what do you mean red light therapy mask FOR MEN. Girl...

Hey y'all I'm back low-key forgot about this 😭

Just saw a little girl pick her nose, eat it, and then hold onto the pole with the same hand on the train. So think about that next time you're on the train.

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Miss these girls so bad I will never forgive pledis

youtu.be/4CTGxKIzD7M?...

me and the girls getting drafted in the war

i dont understand consulting. you're paying someone to talk to you? sounds desperate. just google it idk

Smh why we even making bombs when I got this bomb ass pussy

Not to toot my own horn but like... Who's doing it like me???

I think it's okay to hate a creator/celebrity you don't like but creating videos/constantly talking about them is so weird to me. You're thinking about them a lot huh?

I'll never forget when that one person said, "oh you're a people pleaser? Name one person pleased with you."

Thinking about when I told my ex therapist that peoples opinions of me have a great impact on me and she said you shouldn't think that way. OBVIOUSLY?????

I've noticed straight men wearing short shorts in the past idk 5 years and I'm low-key here for it. I remember when it was considered gay

Anyone else wipe their mouth after every bite of spaghetti? Idk why I do this lol

Do not recommend eating Dave's Hot Chicken before anal

Something about buldak in the past few years disgusts me and I think it's y'all's fault

Guys I did something crazy again

Whoever invented eggs...
Period

yall ever fart and accidentally smell it and go damn bitch what you eat

I hate when people say, for example, 3am in the morning. JUST PICK ONE WHY SAY BOTH

Thinking about when my Uber driver was mad I booked a shared ride and called me broke 🤐

why do job applications ask this?? yall really think im going to willingly be hate crimed?

I posted this in a work group chat once. No one liked it but it was worth it

I have a confession... I love me a good random Chinese mobile rogue lite game that has a million ads

I was chilling 😎

damn i really laid in bed for like 12 hours AFTER waking up