'new hen houses available, representation of hen house in use drawn by hungry fox'
03.03.2026 14:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've accidentally become the protagonist in a shit 'hero's journey' fantasy novel
02.03.2026 13:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A sign that says 'EDEN β‘οΈ'
28.02.2026 18:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0MY TIME HAS COME
27.02.2026 10:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your WHAT project?? π
24.02.2026 19:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The Bilbao Guggenheim:
β 15 hour train from London
β pretty but impractical
β often has Jeff Koons in it
The Thames Barrier:
β
like 10 minutes on the DLR
β
saves us all from drowning on the regular
β
NO JEFF KOONS
Me: yeah I'm into vinyl
The vinyl:
PUNCH: Punch Odell Octopus Jellycat. Practical Punch mother substitute.
RESEARCHER: No, Punch. You canβt have a Jellycat.
PUNCH: Good Jellycat good Punch give beautiful Punch deserve monkey
RESEARCHER: Punch, we simply canβt afford a Jellycat. It is an unjustifiable expense
PUNCH: jealousy professor
Chatting to a normal hill ski jumper: 'no babe yours is perfect haha, the big ones scare me'
15.02.2026 20:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alright Johnny Cash
14.02.2026 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And paid for it out of their advance!
14.02.2026 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get that bag, Mary
14.02.2026 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stunner of a guitar β₯οΈ
14.02.2026 10:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cameron Winter, you scamp
12.02.2026 02:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice of Bad Bunny to throw a Huorn reference into his halftime show
09.02.2026 15:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0