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@robloblaw.bsky.social

I’ve never paid the piper in my life and I won’t start now

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seen a lot of discussion about the sydney sweeney ad & whether it's a double entendre about jeans and genes, w the genes being because she's white, and therefore making it a white supremacist ad. but ive studied it closely over the past week or so and i think it's actually because she has mondo jugs

08.08.2025 01:33 — 👍 169    🔁 6    💬 12    📌 0

FOX Business is hitting people with the Havana syndrome gun mid-interview

23.07.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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look at my electorate dawg

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Aerial view of the White House with multiple red map pointer icons above it.

Aerial view of the White House with multiple red map pointer icons above it.

18.07.2025 00:13 — 👍 8145    🔁 1893    💬 294    📌 623
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birth rate collapses to 0 new births yearly

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An american on the train here (not me) kept saying Edin-burg with the hard G so much I got second-hand embarrassment

09.07.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m in fuhckin’ Skotluhnd

09.07.2025 12:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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'Please stop sending unsolicited urine samples', Scottish GP pleads

A GP in Aberdeenshire has pleaded with patients to stop sending "unsolicited" urine samples to the doctor's surgery

30.06.2025 20:03 — 👍 5    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 11
"Elon may get more subsidy than any human being in history, by far, and without subsidies, Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa. No more Rocket launches, Satellites, or Electric Car Production, and our Country would save a FORTUNE. Perhaps we should have DOGE take a good, hard, look at this? BIG MONEY TO BE SAVED!!!," Trump said in a post on Truth Social, referring to the federal Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).

"Elon may get more subsidy than any human being in history, by far, and without subsidies, Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa. No more Rocket launches, Satellites, or Electric Car Production, and our Country would save a FORTUNE. Perhaps we should have DOGE take a good, hard, look at this? BIG MONEY TO BE SAVED!!!," Trump said in a post on Truth Social, referring to the federal Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).

we are back in "rocket ships to nowhere" territory, and I gotta say it is absolutely lovely to see these two going at it again

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01.07.2025 12:14 — 👍 139    🔁 14    💬 13    📌 0
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www.nytimes.com/2025/06/30/u...

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Josh Olson @joshuarolson • 8h
American Jews voted for Zohran in massive numbers.
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Shut up Nazi
12:55 AM • Jun 25, 2025

Three tweets: Andrés Spokoiny * * * @Spokoiny • 11h G Tonight shows the complete political homelessness of American Jews. There's still November, but this day will live in infamy. It is that bad. O 169 17 179 O 11K Ill 39K 1 Josh Olson @joshuarolson • 8h American Jews voted for Zohran in massive numbers. dumbass g • 02 tl 0 98 Ill 805 1 Andrés Spokoiny** @Spokoiny G Shut up Nazi 12:55 AM • Jun 25, 2025

Short exchange that distills everything

25.06.2025 16:34 — 👍 3477    🔁 511    💬 34    📌 20

The jews of nyc scrambling to get to the last chopper out of the city as the communist forces close in

25.06.2025 12:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

14.06.2025 00:08 — 👍 6026    🔁 734    💬 46    📌 21

Okay yall tell me what I'm missing
boxd.it/I2f7s

18.06.2025 20:29 — 👍 141    🔁 41    💬 45    📌 9
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a man wearing a hat and a white shirt looks at something ALT: a man wearing a hat and a white shirt looks at something
17.06.2025 00:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

real contender for the defining quote of american christianity here

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this is genuinely insane. we’re going to need to jail people involved with this administration

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no friends no sex only apps

05.06.2025 23:25 — 👍 46    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

okay what is up with right wingers consuming horse products

05.06.2025 15:27 — 👍 5946    🔁 667    💬 545    📌 103

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? Tell me your bone-pressed and your girth

05.06.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Guys: With Bryan Quinby: Guys: Episode 122 - Milk Guys with Charlotte McDonnell & Libby Watson We had and from the new podcast on to talk about Milk Guys. We looked into r/milk to see whats going on there. What percentage of milk is the best? Who are the Malto Men? Does Donkey Milk solve hea...

This week on Guys we had @libbycwatson.com and @coollike.gay on to talk about the type of guy that you are when you are born! Milk Guys! Learn about the horrible new nesquik formula and, in the last 15 minutes learn about the milk perverts! sites.libsyn.com/458346/guys-...

03.06.2025 20:07 — 👍 114    🔁 5    💬 11    📌 2
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lyme is a:
intergalactic substance✅
a gift✅
not for the faint of heart ✅

02.06.2025 21:24 — 👍 313    🔁 33    💬 47    📌 47
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The gerontocracy has consequences, episode one million and three.

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Everyone knows that elderly cancer patients make the best senior government officials

22.05.2025 12:41 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fucked up that it costs 16p more if you eat-in instead of take out

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👇👇

17.05.2025 20:01 — 👍 149    🔁 18    💬 9    📌 3

You look way too young to be doing stop buying avocado toast so you can afford a house discourse

16.05.2025 13:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meltdown May in full swing wow

16.05.2025 12:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surely there’s a huge group of people that would have that sort of access at 3:15am

16.05.2025 03:04 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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