floptimus prime

(deep sigh) elon musk went to penn

Watching this live was one of the coolest things I had ever seen during a football game lmao

looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

remote bag check for flights rules unless it doesn’t work, but it’s new enough everywhere that it’s a pretty closed system?

i remember doing that at union station in dc under similar circumstances now that you mention it

i have no idea what the amenities are for the lounge at penn station now because i have not been traveling business class

the problem with the bristol game was they put up fences and didn’t line up the field so that the banking on the track made a tal’s hill effect for the outfield

what amtrak should have at penn station is a big bag check facility, let people put their stuff somewhere while they go enjoy midtown and then come back when it’s time for your train, or for arriving passengers who arrive before hotel check-in

a’s at nats: severino-gore

ned flanders chopping your arm off

DEAD

yeah they are

it looks like an infected hemorrhoid

chevy equinox has a georgia G sticker next to its new york plate

had to play the howsmydriving.nyc game and… this vehicle does have 22 school zone speed camera violations since 2019

*and* he will teach you guitar in new york city

amazingly, no

occasional reminder to use alt text not only for accessibility but for inaccessibility — i have all of these clowns’ names muted for a reason: i do not need to know their useless thoughts

between the caitlin clark wsj piece and the book review of a shithead, seems
like a good time for a reminder: you don’t have to engage with any of it, and in fact you’re giving these “debate me” weirdos what they want if you do

cool blue gatorade was introduced in 2003, does it feel like longer ago, more recently than that, or does it feel as correct as it is?

that sign was there when we moved around the corner in 1985, and pretty much exactly the same (and it seems like with zero maintenance) when i moved the last stuff out to go to storage last week, sheesh

that’s why he’s been away from wwe, he was shopping for the silly hat, please don’t ask any other questions

brock lesnar, now with a silly hat!

john cena raiding roxanne perez’s moveset, my god

YouTube video by WWE John Cena vs. Stardust – United States Championship Match: Raw, April 6, 2015

10 years later…

i did, but then i didn’t have papers, and the kid took it for school

i think it’s basically the same

yes

why would you put a steel cage match right after the lyra-becky violencefest in the first place let alone to do *that*

lol looks like an incredible time and i’d like to go!

i clicked this and every tweet opened in its own tab?