GubbusMaximus

For research and horny reasons I need to watch my friends suck some dick.

ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ, ɢᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟꜱ...
🎨 // @munie.bsky.social

Jokes on you, I see *everything*

Someone do it!

I havent done one of these in a while! And people seem to like my gob so if you want have at it! I always love seeing all your creations!

#drawHimGettingFucked
#goblin

Crimbus

On the 5th Day of Kinkmas...



Direct pump of protein down the throat~

I like seeing the Twink of Hyrule getting stuffed

Also mandatory me and who?

Jokes on you it ain't fake, this is authentic wales baby!

Then do the sex

Decided on Darktide and behold! Two of my beloved crackheads! Kronk and Stor

Oh god oh fuck

Gotta give it a good chompin

Yeeeeess my welsh pride only comes out when its time for horse Skellington month!

Time to...hump? I mean sure im game

What would you need for sustenance though?

I would never let you die!

'@Hobbit.Dumbass' would it be weird if i called you even if it's been forever?

"would it be weird if i called you even if it's been forever?" - If you call me you've got my phone number and I dont give that shit out anymore. Dont tellonym.me/Hobbit.Dumba...

Paaaaaaaaaain

'@Hobbit.Dumbass' do you answer DMs?

"do you answer DMs?" - Depends, are you a genuine human? Then possibly, will I forget to respond? Sure

If you're trying to scam me i need you to die tellonym.me/Hobbit.Dumba...

Rawr

Thats it, come here youre sucking s cock today

Don't tempt me, i will find you and I will do the fuck with your face

Me amd who?

Yes

:3?

'@Hobbit.Dumbass' which do u prefer, redbull or monster?

"which do u prefer, redbull or monster?" - Monster cuz redbull reminds me of the place I used to work and id yoink redbulls from the cellar on shift (its fine they fired me years ago i dont care) tellonym.me/Hobbit.Dumba...

I am on my way rapidly!

Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦