a guy you know

holy shit

Hey I got this too sometimes, and I found a setting that keeps the viewport basically static but lets you move the power wash handle around within it (instead of the camera moving every time you move the power washer) and it was incredibly helpful. ymmv of course

Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours

Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours http://theonion.com/report-finds-majority-of-fumbles-recovered-within-first-48-hours/

It all started when my well-off parents died and left me just over a million dollars

Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”

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@mynameisbyf.bsky.social so I know there's probably not enough material for an entire video but boy would I like to hear more about how Lodi also knows Saint from pre-collapse times

Lodi's super power is that he knows everybody from Work
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so help me god I will find the man who shit my pants

Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.

Beautifully executed rough chuckles

so this is not Joe Walsh from the Eagles, is what I'm picking up

"See, Elon? You don't need drugs to be a bad person! You can be a monster all on your own!"

google ai answer to "has the Pope got better" Yes, Pope Francis is showing signs of improvement. While his doctors still have a cautious prognosis, he has made progress in his respiratory function, mobility, and voice. He is also no longer considered to be in imminent danger of death.

good news everyone

they are HELPING

just an absolutely insane banger, this song rocks so hard

It's so frickin' good

duuuuuude Petty is basically the GOAT of GOATs

The great thing about the codebase is that everyone knows how to work with it, because everyone is a coder, because the person who suggested this is a white man in his 20s and thus knows for a fact that everyone else is a white man in their 20s. The plan is foolproof.

Excellent. Alan Davis's art is just lovely, he's one of a few Marvel artists from that era whose work is really distinctive to me. (like distinctive in a good way)

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

oh boy are you ridin' the Excalibur train?

there's at least a B-minus Demolition Man joke in here somewhere

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

the hell kind of monster does a thing like that

KEVIN THIS BETTER NOT BE YOU

@bungiehelp.bungie.net Hey would you please make a point of updating Bluesky whenever you update Twitter? I don't use that platform anymore because it is Dumb and Bad, and I don't want to have to use it for updates.

dear god this sounds like The Last Straw, can a person fire their dad

The Walking Dead was the most talked-about show on TV like 13 years ago and now it has 85 spinoffs called The Gospel of Earl

I am almost fifty goddamn years old when will I stop doing this

please how can I stop, I am so tired

I am a middle aged man who was Fake Husband for my sister in law when she went looking at houses as a single middle-aged lesbian and it's probably the most trouble I've ever been able to save anyone in my entire life

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

There may be a day when I do not snicker at the initials of your This Week at Tassi videos. But today is not that day.