Everyone in the Epstein emails is making a pubic statement like, “You have to understand: at the time, nobody CARED that he was raping girls!”
Really not prepared for the number of times the Crying Dawson gif is about to be used
so uuuuuhh you figure anything out yet or
(nodding)
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
For real.
This is next level detached from reality
Like I seriously believe these people think they can do life like a damn Call of Duty level, I think that is what they are actually expecting
unacceptably low number of likes on this
they've dragged this snowman horror from the sea
now we feed it to the seagull dogs
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
I love how every dude who can grow a decent beard immediately clocked what was going on here, it does my heart good
That's totally it, he's still saved in some dudes' phones as "Patches the Clown"
my god, did that smell good
@drpantsmusic.bsky.social Just now learned of this broadside from @lylelovett.bsky.social a couple of years ago
devastated by this creative rift
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtA...
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holy shit
Hey I got this too sometimes, and I found a setting that keeps the viewport basically static but lets you move the power wash handle around within it (instead of the camera moving every time you move the power washer) and it was incredibly helpful. ymmv of course
Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours http://theonion.com/report-finds-majority-of-fumbles-recovered-within-first-48-hours/
It all started when my well-off parents died and left me just over a million dollars
Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
@mynameisbyf.bsky.social so I know there's probably not enough material for an entire video but boy would I like to hear more about how Lodi also knows Saint from pre-collapse times
Lodi's super power is that he knows everybody from Work
www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/merc...
so help me god I will find the man who shit my pants
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
Beautifully executed rough chuckles
so this is not Joe Walsh from the Eagles, is what I'm picking up
"See, Elon? You don't need drugs to be a bad person! You can be a monster all on your own!"
good news everyone
