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@soakitinseider.bsky.social

Hubby. Dad. Poppy. Detroit Red Wings junkie. ‘Pus Tosser. Dog lover. Ally to all. Guns are fun. I purposefully put pineapple on pizza, Ranch goes on everything & a milk with every meal. Canada is seriously south of me, but Ohio is legitimately beneath me.

101 Followers  |  173 Following  |  698 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.1599

Latest posts by soakitinseider.bsky.social on Bluesky

Ur moms a hoe.

07.10.2025 10:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You forgot “know homophobe sieve” James “Heil” Reimer

06.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Literally listed 0 trade targets and just suggested solderbloom.

14.08.2025 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bro cant stay healthy. I dont want that guy. He

18.07.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👆🏻Tell me youre trash without saying im trash

12.07.2025 12:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In Kingston for work. Had to stop by the Bob Marley house museum. #Onelove #LGRW

10.07.2025 18:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Made the internet in Niagra Falls on the 4th. #Dogsofbluesky #merica

08.07.2025 00:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I lost my shit the other day. I am just as guilty.

03.07.2025 11:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#FloridaMan #NHL #WeCantHaveAnythingNice

19.06.2025 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Its true.

19.06.2025 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Difference of 10k, and you gat more room this year. Buyout

19.06.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is who runs this account

19.06.2025 11:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jake Walman honked Yzermans wife’s tits.

20.05.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are they talking about pat cuputo??.

Pat Caputo puts ketchup on steaks

#971theticket #PatCsucks #LGRW

11.05.2025 11:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are they talking about pat cuputo??.

Pat Caputo puts ketchup on steaks

11.05.2025 11:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please sir, I’m old. Speak Gen X please.

11.05.2025 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

“Who wants to go in on Sens Season tix???”

10.05.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

“FUCK MILK”

10.05.2025 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And one just like the rest he’s helped cover sexual abuse up in the church. Congrats youre praising a red wings hating sexual deviant. How Bedarded of you. 🤷🏻‍♂️

09.05.2025 11:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just found out I’m now qualified to be the next Director of Player Safety for the NHL. Spoiler it’s going to get real violent again.

#LGRW #NHL #bizzaroland #NewYearNewJob

09.05.2025 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where did we all come from and where are we all going?

Creatinonism?
Big Bang?
Anunaki?
Simulation theory?

Doesnt matter, Be a better fucking Human.

08.05.2025 14:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is an absolute travesty. I genuinely hope there is more to come, and that there is a place for Trev come puck drop.

If not, we will burn EVERY FUCKING FDSN TRUCK FAFO.

#LGRW

07.05.2025 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t do it. It’s funnier this way.

06.05.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Christopher Illitch isn’t at Gary Bettman’s house piss drunk and whipping shittys on his lawn right now. He is absolutely not the fucking owner we need.

Fuck Bettman and Fuck the lottery.

#LETSGOREDWINGS
#LGRW
#FuckGary

06.05.2025 10:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Digging deep. Maybe you should’ve just resigned Rantennen

04.05.2025 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. No they shouldn’t. They put his ass on waivers and see what happens. If he clears he goes to GR.

03.05.2025 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lalonde was unwilling to break from his system. He handcuffed the offense. This is why he lost the room and his job

02.05.2025 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact SJ flipped it for another first is just gas on the fire

02.05.2025 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably. But the fact he doesn’t want to discuss it makes this more salacious. I don’t think the walman deal was bad. I think he’d be a great 3/4 on this team now. His salary was fine. I heard rumors he missed or was late to some meetings/practice and was not real apologetic. Same with SJ.

02.05.2025 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Asking honestly, Did Jake Walman honk Yzerman wife’s tits? Like it’s clearly personal. #LGRW

01.05.2025 09:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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