Jackie, the painfully boring trans woman

HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY TO LEGENDARY GOAT RIDER HIROSHI FUJIOKA!🎉🎂

#KamenRider

one of the most sure-fire signs that someone is on team anti-trans (even if they don't explicitly state their own position) is when they go out of their way to defend ppl who misgender & express irrational anger toward trans folks. they give *them* the benefit of doubt, but not us

Oh, you've seen nothing yet.

As Ashleigh looks out she realizes something

"I never explained what an ISOT is"

*Ding!*

Wrote some more

"Well, I can watch videos and read wiki still" Ashleigh says as it disconnects. Ashleigh looks up and sees it is now only her and Emoria in the house, Emoria meowing sadly for her pet human who will never come back as Zachary is seen through the window running away
"Never mind, did not take it well"

"Curiouser and curiouser" Ashleigh says quietly to herself so she experiments with browsing, but she realizes quickly that while she can look up and bring up websites and videos, she cannot contact anyone, not that she should anyway as messaging apps do not connect, nor do any of her other socials.

As Ashleigh grabs a leftover pizza slice from Friday to reheat she decides to grab her laptop to catch up only to realize she can't because of the timewarp, but she takes it on a whirl because why the hell not, and to her surprise, it connects.

Ashleigh notices how well Zach seems to be taking this
"You're taking this quite well" Ashleigh inquires
"Thy father 'was a well-learned man" Zach answers, as Ashleigh gives a look that says in what we on the outside would know as the 'Sure Jan' look

"Pleasant Valley is roughly in the area that says 'Lakewood'" Ashleigh tells Zach who is looking with a rapt curiosity at this strangely dressed woman who is only in shorts and a flannel shirt.

Ashleigh opens to the two page United States map "So this is where we're at, I think" as she points to the Philadelphia area
"Yea" Zach replies
"Okay, so this where I'm from" Ashleigh moves her finger to the left portion of the map circling her finger around the Puget Sound area

Returning to the table and Zachary who has moved from a chair to the sofa with the blankets still on the sofa and Emoria moving to sit on his lap which Ashleigh noted with a thought to herself that Emoria only likes to sit on women's laps.

Ashleigh gets up and walks over to her space saving rotating bookshelf and talks with herself "Hmmm, 'Kimmy', 'Magica Riot', 'Aftertaste', '30 Super Sentai Encyclopedia', 'The Complete Directory of Prime Time Network and Cable TV Shows', Ah here it is, a old world atlas!"

"ISOTed?" Zach responds
"Let's get you up to speed. My name is Ashleigh McFarlin, I am a woman living in or rather once lived, oh how can I explain it, Ah!"

"Pray tell, this thou 'electrical fluid'?" Zach says in a slight quizzical tone.
"If I understand you correctly, this is electricity" Ashleigh responds
Ashleigh then continues "None of this should be working if i'm correct that I have been ISOTed to a different point in time"

Can you help out a very funny friend.

Oh they are, but not with you. Weiss.

A picture of a fortune cookie on a MacBook Air. The fortune says “There is always time for a new path in life” it is on top of a juice box sticker that says 100% girl juice HRT from concentrate”

Don’t think I can believe this yet.

Yay for being Emoria!

I can't imagine having that much money and not wanting to just give it out to others, fund queer crowdfunds/fundraisers, and just make sure my friends are okay.

I suppose this is also why I'm not a billionaire, because I'm not a greedy gas station dumpster hot dog.

I don't wish bottom dysphoria on anyone but holy shit sometimes I wish CIS folks knew this awful torture so they'd be a lot more understanding why it's not a want but a medical need to get this shit corrected.

Pronouns: She/Her, They/Them
Height: 5'5.8"
Shoe: Women's 11.5 wide
Zodiac: Gemini sun, Leo moon, cancer rising
Smoke: No
Tattoos: none
Piercings: none
Fav drink:Crystal Pepsi, but as they don't make that anymore, zero sugar cherry pepsi

Liberals: trans people need to shut up and take one for the team!
Trans people: well at least we’re on the team
Liberals: you’re not. sorry, but we have to protect the integrity of metaphorical sports

Welcome? Yes
Safe? Depends on how you're defining it.

Well, now you tell me! That's okay, could use another bottle of that.

"AI is just a tool to—"

Nope. Block. Ain't doing that shit.

Yes

That's a mood, though I should be doing it on a day other than Sunday, but it is a great way to start the week.

It's a lovely morning in Portland, Oregon, and you are a horrible Bloom.

Hi, I’m a trans woman, and I want more room in my life to create funny sketches and write about sad lesbians, but it’s hard to do either when I’m scrounging for rent and living with a lot of debt. If you could help, a little helps a lot.

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/emoria
Venmo: venmo.com/u/EmoriaWeid...