Seated Dog
tag yourself
tag yourself im creed superbiwl and thanksgiving halftime show because they’re the same thing
been waiting a long time for this one 😤😤😤
i would rather watch an ant crawl across dirt and concrete for three hours
i don't want to grinch, but just for me personally, no disrespect to those who worship... the whole avatar franchise leaves me completely cold...
amen
NO FUCKING SYMPATHY. Sloppers be sloppin' through the slop.
im literally just trying to have my coffee bro
if you think i look good now you should see me with my girlfriend
perfume out now full ep out 11/14 beforewepart.bandcamp.com yayyyyyy
Seated Dancer in Pink Tights
jacob’s heating and air conditioning sign i love u
The milestone puts the comedy streamer—which grew out of the ashes of CollegeHumor several years back—roughly on par with services like Shudder or Acorn TV.
www.avclub.com/dropout-come...
those “i know ball” tiktoks about long distance friends and then it’s less than 3 hours drive, baby that’s a commute
sexy transmasc testosterone levels
get your flu shot! (they didn’t have covid boosters at my clinic yet, but get your booster too!)
i love my girlfriend
omg that’s me 🥰🥰🥰🥰
cant watch peacemaker w my girlfriend because she makes me explain what’s happening after every scene w john cena bc she “can’t see him”
standing in front of the back door on the bus… so vexing… don’t make strangers participate in your weird doorman fantasies
when the truck in the parking garage hits the wednesday at noon frequency
kid at bus stop “Chester!!”
we make eye contact “Chester Bennington?”
“bro, i wish”
Jane Goodall has died at 91.
Her startling observations about chimpanzee behaviors revolutionized not only scientific understanding of the capabilities and inner lives of primates, but also long-held notions about what it means to be human. https://wapo.st/476clLO
Honestly “Republicans are shutting down the government to hide the Epstein files” is pretty good messaging.
somebody wake up the guy from green day and tell him the government shut down
Suffering from a dangling tooth on a broken jaw, grizzled Fat Bear Week veteran 32 “Chunk” became the 2025 champion.
Now in its 11th year, the annual bracket tournament celebrates the bears of Katmai National Park and Preserve as they bulk up for hibernation. https://wapo.st/3ICxdB4
i'm like if a deergirl thought she was a catgirl
i would have made better headway with the local crows, but there’s a lady next door who feeds them buckets of curry on her driveway and i can’t really compete with that
