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if you think i look good now you should see me with my girlfriend

15.11.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Please Forgive Me, by Before We Part 5 track album

BABE WAKE UP PFM OUT NOW!!!!!

14.11.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

perfume out now full ep out 11/14 beforewepart.bandcamp.com yayyyyyy

07.11.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec's "Seated Dancer in Pink Tights" captures a moment of introspection with expressive brushwork and a muted color palette. The artwork reflects Lautrec's fascination with the Parisian dance scene, highlighting the introspective side of performance life.

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec's "Seated Dancer in Pink Tights" captures a moment of introspection with expressive brushwork and a muted color palette. The artwork reflects Lautrec's fascination with the Parisian dance scene, highlighting the introspective side of performance life.

Seated Dancer in Pink Tights

07.11.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

jacobโ€™s heating and air conditioning sign i love u

05.11.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Streaming comedy service Dropout passes the 1 million subscriber mark Streaming comedy service Dropout passes the 1 million subscriber mark

The milestone puts the comedy streamerโ€”which grew out of the ashes of CollegeHumor several years backโ€”roughly on par with services like Shudder or Acorn TV.
www.avclub.com/dropout-come...

02.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

those โ€œi know ballโ€ tiktoks about long distance friends and then itโ€™s less than 3 hours drive, baby thatโ€™s a commute

01.11.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sexy transmasc testosterone levels

25.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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get your flu shot! (they didnโ€™t have covid boosters at my clinic yet, but get your booster too!)

20.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love my girlfriend

15.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg thatโ€™s me ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

15.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cant watch peacemaker w my girlfriend because she makes me explain whatโ€™s happening after every scene w john cena bc she โ€œcanโ€™t see himโ€

10.10.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

standing in front of the back door on the busโ€ฆ so vexingโ€ฆ donโ€™t make strangers participate in your weird doorman fantasies

09.10.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when the truck in the parking garage hits the wednesday at noon frequency

05.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kid at bus stop โ€œChester!!โ€
we make eye contact โ€œChester Bennington?โ€
โ€œbro, i wishโ€

01.10.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jane Goodall has died at 91.

Her startling observations about chimpanzee behaviors revolutionized not only scientific understanding of the capabilities and inner lives of primates, but also long-held notions about what it means to be human. https://wapo.st/476clLO

01.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 509    ๐Ÿ” 185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

Honestly โ€œRepublicans are shutting down the government to hide the Epstein filesโ€ is pretty good messaging.

01.10.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3302    ๐Ÿ” 1037    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

somebody wake up the guy from green day and tell him the government shut down

01.10.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Suffering from a dangling tooth on a broken jaw, grizzled Fat Bear Week veteran 32 โ€œChunkโ€ became the 2025 champion.

Now in its 11th year, the annual bracket tournament celebrates the bears of Katmai National Park and Preserve as they bulk up for hibernation. https://wapo.st/3ICxdB4

01.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

i'm like if a deergirl thought she was a catgirl

01.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would have made better headway with the local crows, but thereโ€™s a lady next door who feeds them buckets of curry on her driveway and i canโ€™t really compete with that

29.09.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Latin superstar Bad Bunny will headline the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show The National Football League, Apple Music and Roc Nation made the announcement during halftime of Sunday night's game between the Green Bay Packers and Dallas Cowboys.

The National Football League, Apple Music and Roc Nation made the announcement during halftime of Sunday night's game between the Green Bay Packers and Dallas Cowboys.

29.09.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 259    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

so glad i got off instagram iโ€™m getting really into texting my friends

29.09.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

big year for the demiurge

27.09.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is there no binoculars emoji? how am i supposed to indicate iโ€™m going birding ?

๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›. ๐Ÿ‘€. ???

24.09.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

portland is so portlandia coded sometimes

05.06.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me too

08.05.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

washed as in clean, baby girl showers frequently ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅต

07.05.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hello

02.05.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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