Nao the Cat

hydra is the biggest fraud weapon in comp splatoon. potential man ass weapon. despite the buffs it has gotten no results ever

i like how if you told a ballpoint meta player what weapons we're playing nowadays they'd have a breakdown or at least be like "oh wow i didn't expect that!" #compsplatoon

her wealth...

Notice how Chara put extra emphasis on which Main and Special weapons are most vulnerable to the hitbox changes, yet when it comes to discussing Dynamo, a weapon stuck in human form for 5 business days whenever it attacks, hitboxes are never brought up? Shameless propaganda. #fraudwatch #StopTheCap

Dynamo feels very oppressive when there's two of them I feel

hoes still trying to zones cheese in open, i think this patch may have killed every player's reading level

tower control is now like 2x as snowball-heavy as before, i genuinely don't know how they made the mode worse for competitive splatoon

im sicka this thing

GUYS IM SO SCARED CAN WE NERF DYNAMO AGAIN I DONT THINK EVERYONE REALLY WANTED BUFFED DYNAMO

#compsplatoon

i have a feeling i am about to re-learn predicting movement because everyone is hungry for aura

The notes ambiguously state "When a player does well in battle." My guess is that since "Doing well in battle" has a lot of meanings, it could be a few different things. Ya never really know!

save some game for the rest of us damn

ohhhhh gotchaaaa, thatd be funny lmao

the WHAT meta 😰

hungrybox crashout but its splatoon 3 close range shooters

these new Splatoon changes are a step in a mystery direction but one thing is abundantly clear. the addition of Flow Aura will undoubtedly make it way more complicated and difficult to explain the game to your parents and/or coworkers

if thats the case then i like the idea of a vanilla auraless tower rider vs the chad aura-ful frontline slayer

buuuut also getting anarchy randoms to do objective instead of farming aura sounds miserable

Ope yeah it says that, honestly a pretty decent way to get passively playing weapons to fight more!

like SURELY every single passive support weapon doesn't get shafted this patch right (this post is about v charger and bow)

Main thing i don't see people talking about: We don't know WHAT activates aura other than splats. It could be objective based, i.e getting check, scoring power clam, standing in the zone, or standing on tower
#compsplatoon

It'll either ruin the game or make it just a little bit better thats my overall take

man i love discourse

i will say this is a nightmare game overhaul when cca entrance exam is THIS weekend 😭

im gonna implode if i dont get these patch notes posthaste

Where do you think you're going?

this excadrill depiction.. i would die for them fr

I'm at least going to complete my mission of getting 2 stars on all the weapons