I don't think we realized, "I say, no, no, no, you're going to win again. You're going to win big. You're going to win bigger than ever" was actually a threat.
Keep in mind Iran has been a week away from enriching Uranium for about 40 years now.
I think a lot about that final scene in Mr. Robot when "Outro" by M83 is playing. Everything about it was just... right.
That's it. That's the skeet.
Since 2020 the Superbowl Halftime Show has been performed by a Niggra or an Español and the "Fuck your feelings", "you snowflake" crowd has been so upset they made their own halftime show 10's of people will have to have a TV antenna from 1968 to watch. That shit's streaming on like Yahoo Messenger.
Some of your white friends are defending Trump sharing Obama apes and you're surprised. None of your Black friends are surprised. It's impossible to be disappointed when the bar is so low it's above you, yet somehow y'all still tripping on it.
Anyway, what's everyone's favorite Chinese food order?
It's interesting how the "judged by 12 than carried by 6" crowd is vilifying legal carry.
And by interesting I mean they are spitting on that boot and relaxing their throat in order to take it all down.
As one always expected them to.
Because they have always been extensions of the state.
Not trying to be argumentative, but throughout history, when have masked armed agents of the government been the good guys? I mean... when has a citizen of a nation been like, "Don't worry, things are better now that the secret police are here"¿?
Hey y'all remember 5 years ago when True American Patriots (eagle screech)™ did the white thing and decided it's better to destroy something rather than not have it? Remember? Remember how so many of you cunts who "love" America and the police, tried to kill both? ... cause you're cunts and cowards.
Hold up, did we just colonize Venezuela? Did we just do a colonization?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!
Situations like the repeated strikes on "drug" boats killing unnamed, unknown, no immediate threat civilians is why people fly planes into our buildings.
You can't just do that and be genuinely confused and frustrated as to why people hate you in their core.
Pick one.
Happy Luigi Mangione Day to all who celebrate! 🐢
Brrrr! Getting the day started on this frosty late November morning at... 63°...
OMG the Earth is dying. We are in danger.
Yesterday I legitimately saw a butterfly just enjoying its afternoon.
We're cooked.
QUICK CHECK-IN:
*long drag off of cigarette*
*Exasperated sigh*
We're at the... (God help me) ...We're at the "Asking the Military to follow their oath to the constitution is un-American" stage of MAGA.
When we said you love to see women in male dominated fields, it didn't mean defending sexually assaulting children.
#MAGA went from "protect the children" to "Does a teenager really even count" real quick. Reeeeal quick.
Eating is so tedious! 😭 Like the act itself. It's just.... so... involved.
#BedForDinner
Capitalism has been so tied to Christianity, which has been so tied to the United States, that the idea of a non-Christian being elected to an executive role means not only the collapse of the nation economically, but also the erasure of its national identity.
Reasons folks get annoyed with all 3.
Moderate voters are the "girl who says she's bi, but only fucks dudes", of politics. They swear they are considering both sides of an issue, but always go right.
And just like those dizzy bitches, we all know you're just doing it for attention, Amber 🙄.
As a proud(?) VCU graduate I want to remind everyone that Kash Patel attended and graduated from the University of Richmond. So... they're doing great over there.
The founder of 4Chan did go to VCU, but dropped out so... 🤭🤭🤭 dodged a bullet on that one 😏 #TooSoon
There is no amount of evidence you could show me to convince me Karoline Leavitt and Erika Kirk are two different people. Maybe I'm just into Applebee's 9s 🤷🏾
This 9/11 let us be thankful for the life we have been blessed with.
By being alive.
Today.
Who knows what the future may bring? Tomorrow isn't guaranteed and yesterday is lost to time.
But today, being alive, today, is a gift from on high.
Joy we've made it to today.
By being alive.
Today.
There is a 100% chance someone is proudly working on a LinkedIn post about what Charlie Kirk being shot taught them about B2B sales.
Because we live in Hell.
I love when I'm playing a song from the ancient times (1980's) and my daughter asks for the name, then adds it to whatever playlist.
But what I love more, so much more, so very much more, is when she recommends me a song from the Now Times she thinks I'll like and I add it to one of my playlists.
Fuck killing Hitler, if I had a time machine, first thing I'm doing is taking like 10 "No Screen Time" parents and their kids to 1975. So, No Amazon, No grocery delivery, No remote work. No cell phones. Then after a week leave an iPad logged into Disney+ on the table and dip out.
Then wait.
When the Declaration of Independence was written and signed, I was not considered to be a human.
Happy Independence Day! 💅🏾
#4thofjuly
I ... may have coughed myself into a hernia. 🥳
"When did we all agree that all protests need be peaceful? I never agreed to that."
- Citizen of a nation that has literally, and I mean LITERALLY, resolved every issue it has ever had with acts of violence, and has never shut the fuck up about how proud they are of this.
I'm excited for the folk who want those who get SNAP, aka "food stamps" to be banned from using it to buy "junk food", to find themselves being penalized by their healthcare providers for doing the same. Hey remember when people lost their shit because Michelle Obama wanted folk to eat vegetables?
There's a Hary Potter show coming and the original now adult cast aren't reviving their roles as children due to the relentless march of time and adult Harry Potter fans known for being well adjusted and emotionally regulated have feelings about it so now we have to talk about it for a long time.
Tomorrow, May 11th, is Mother's Day z so get ready for a bunch of ashy dudes who don't know their kid's birthday to complain about how no one cares about Father's Day.
