Maximus

big naked hairy bear with his puppy hood on

ruff 🐶

thank you! ☺️🐾

fcf

oh look at you with those cheeks 😏

🎶 "I'm wide awake"🎶

nah I'm wide awake

he has stuff he's dealing with too but he's doing really well

tfwy stay up so late that your housemate is waking up and getting ready to go to work

every week is up and down lately but I'm getting through this week very well, thanks skunk bud 🐾🐾

I would love to find that data lol

it would be cool if I could find my backup from that account on that site. would be a nice trove of stuff I posted back then

aww thank you 🥰🫶🐾

I remember what apartment this was in just from the blinds being right there. oh I was in this apartment when I posted my first gif of my butt on Tumblr, it was just a short loop of my butt jiggling just right whole recording a video. folks thought I was twerking lol no when I twerk I show butthole

well said 🥂

thank you 🥰
I definitely have more confidence than I did then. major "bear-face" in this one. I feel like I smile more now than I used to, which is a neat thing to recognize

🥰🫶

also one of the few photos I actually have left of myself from that time...

Let’s see you at 21

- great that this reminded me that I turned 21 - checks notes - 15 YEARS AGO WHAT 😵😵😵

come climb in bed with Dad champ

hope you're all getting through the week well. Dad loves you 🐾🐾

yep 🤤 instant boner here 🥵

"we want to buy your house for [low-ball offer] in CASH!"

oh no, no.. just no...
if you wanna buy my house in cash then you're gonna (a) pay off the mortgage and (b) pay me enough cash to buy another house

sitting naked in my chair holding my dick and smiling at the camera

another day, another nude

I don't wear any ☺️🐽

sitting in my chair naked, arm raised to show my hairy pit, thick dick and heavy balls sagging

hey all you barn animals 🐽

a pink turtle is sitting on a white surface with its tongue out . ALT: a pink turtle is sitting on a white surface with its tongue out .

oink oink!! 🐽

ai generated slop is so rampant now that I just generally don't believe anything on fb is even real anymore. like someone will show me a clip of something on their phone and all I can think is "this probably isn't even real why are you wasting my time with this"

👏👏👏

for real! went with my hubby to Michael's and I walked in and turned right around and walked back out

arts and crafts stores need to stop spraying these nasty cinnamon and pumpkin spice sprays during the holidays 🤢🤮