Rocky 🇮🇪

Every single holiday

Ask @dougiepaws.bsky.social it's true

I hate Valentine's Day because of Dougie's love language

He has a tradition of pushing me down a very tall flight of stairs, once crippled, then pissing on me from the very top to create a "piss waterfall", then slides down it to stomp me like a macro furry

worst of all he forgot the chocolates😡😡

Happy Valentines ❤️💕💘

Return of the king

Alfie got a new pair of glasses 🥎🥎

So you should get cucked every holiday, got it

Cucky Mc'Cuck face

Your boyfriend lol

Business casual 🦁👔

He's like a void

So I'm about to hit 50k on X (like 10 away) and like I'm not sure what to do with that information.

It's like getting a reward from Satan , like awesome okay... I'll keep this to myself

PG 3 of my Valentines special, full comic is up on sub star

@micks_the_lion Cameo of course 🤘🤘

Brownie points if you get the peep show reference

Business casual 🦁👔

EAT IT UP EAT IT UP

See I can be nice !

Well he was crying about cheating on his girlfriend after winning a bronze medal, it was sorta bozo behavior lol

NO WAY HOMIE , Congrats queen! your primary school must have given you an outstanding reference

You know In a bizarro way , I can understand that Norwegian Olympic dude

I'd totally announce getting cucked on international TV

@mickslion cameo also

Valentine's special PG 1+2

Full thing is up on sub🌟

the fall of rome

I thought it was everyone, now I'm sad

Against you ? Always

There was all the hot Seattle men

I think I always got mixed up and thought they were like making a throw.

For real , what's going on the US with weight ? Body positivity really got destroyed.

Like half those ads were just calling me a fat slob. Thanks guys lol

big silly badger in a Seattle Seahawks jersey

I LOVE BEING A SEATTLEITE! GO HAWKS!!! LOVE THIS CITY LOVE THESE PEOPLE

My 2 notes from the Superbowl

Seattle got some absolute units/ dilf material.

Also punting keeps confusing me

Iconic, you win