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He/him, boring old pan man.

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The "hang all pedophiles" crew when trump is a pedophile

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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

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a man and a woman soyfacing with glee surrounded by confetti, from the Patreon of the True Crime Obsessed podcast, I guess. the three membership levels are 
non-garbage person
tco after party
no (ads), bitch!

a man and a woman soyfacing with glee surrounded by confetti, from the Patreon of the True Crime Obsessed podcast, I guess. the three membership levels are non-garbage person tco after party no (ads), bitch!

when there's a mangled body in a ditch

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got reminded of one of the all time best moments in Jem. a rube goldberg machine of accidents that could kill everyone

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Alex walks down the street in summer and thinks to herself "damn, it's so hot. I wanna take my shirt off." She begins lifting her shirt up and thinks "wait... I'm hesitating. I didn't use to do this when I was a guy." She then experiences immediate euphoria and thinks to herself "my Torso is obscene!" She raises her hands toward the sky in victory and thinks again "MY TORSO IS OBSCENE!"

Alex walks down the street in summer and thinks to herself "damn, it's so hot. I wanna take my shirt off." She begins lifting her shirt up and thinks "wait... I'm hesitating. I didn't use to do this when I was a guy." She then experiences immediate euphoria and thinks to herself "my Torso is obscene!" She raises her hands toward the sky in victory and thinks again "MY TORSO IS OBSCENE!"

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screengrab from an unknown old DOS game. "YOUR DWARFS ARE POISONED! FIND ROOTS NOW." It's 12:02 am.

screengrab from an unknown old DOS game. "YOUR DWARFS ARE POISONED! FIND ROOTS NOW." It's 12:02 am.

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I'm old enough to remember when liberals believed Democrats should earn votes by being good and doing good things. The message that they're owed our votes by being less bad will send the Dems off to join the Whigs on the list of defunct parties who stood for nothing.

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Both Hank and Worf are emotionally repressed individuals who believe in an idealized version of their culture that doesn't exist. They often conflict with their kin who don't share their values and morals.

Both have strained relationships with their sons who have trouble embracing their traditions

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πŸ‘‡ [THIS USER ADDS NOTHING OF VALUE TO THE WORLD. YOU MAY DISREGARD ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS.]

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Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump Another tactic from Tim Cook to charm the president.

This, of course, comes after Tim Cook personally donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund.

Since then Apple has received tariff exemptions.

We're witnessing blatant crony capitalism. www.theverge.com/news/737757/...

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Chris Cuomo posting a deepfake of AOC the same week that Jim Acosta β€œinterviews” a deepfake of a school shooting victim are both harbingers of how traditional media power players will help usher in the worst of the AI slop era

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You got a fucking free, fully furnished house and you're still complaining about not having a servant. I despise these people.

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I love the liberal narrative of victim blaming workers for their suffering under ruthless late stage capitalism, then they go and wonder why workers hate them

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stancil takes this week
-rent isn't high gen z just wants to live influencer lifestyles
-grocery prices aren't noticeably going up
-the left made up the "so-called cost-of-living crisis"
-the left didn't care about poor people until 2021
-people don't really budget so can't know price increases

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in retrospect i guess it was inevitable there would be attempts to frame any pushback against tech as the same "annoying hippie lib busybody" stereotype the left has been getting hit with for decades

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we’ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but I’m sure it’s the kids and their avocado toasts who’re to blame

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LOL. Ghislaine Maxwell also said Jeffrey Epstein never did anything disturbing around her! That's how she caught two perjury charges.

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Lewis is charming, with a roguish sense of humor and thick British accent. He welcomed me into his office. He complimented me on a recent article I had written - about a Fact
Checker poll that Republicans increasingly. embraced Trump's falsehoods. Then he asked if I was traveling soon, and I mentioned I was headed to Norway to give a speech. That resulted in a long digression on the outrageous cost of Norwegian beer.
I don't remember all of the myriad subjects we discussed, but when an hour had passed, we still had never circled back to my ombudsman proposal. He suggested I write a follow-up memo, and then we would discuss it again when I got back from Norway.

Lewis is charming, with a roguish sense of humor and thick British accent. He welcomed me into his office. He complimented me on a recent article I had written - about a Fact Checker poll that Republicans increasingly. embraced Trump's falsehoods. Then he asked if I was traveling soon, and I mentioned I was headed to Norway to give a speech. That resulted in a long digression on the outrageous cost of Norwegian beer. I don't remember all of the myriad subjects we discussed, but when an hour had passed, we still had never circled back to my ombudsman proposal. He suggested I write a follow-up memo, and then we would discuss it again when I got back from Norway.

personally i would not put it in my blog that i was so obsequious and deferential to power that my right wing ideologue boss managed to work me for an entire hour

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A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.

A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.

When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.

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Titan submuserible disaster CEO could have been charged criminally if he survived, Coast Guard says

Titan submuserible disaster CEO could have been charged criminally if he survived, Coast Guard says

Imagine coast guard finding his ass alive down there in a chummy cloud of his customers and saying "alright buster you're going to jail." It would have been funnier, I'll admit it.

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Rewatched 0080: War in the Pocket recently and couldn't get Bernie's final message to Al out of my head.

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gold ship please lock tf in

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My wife’s nickname

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Please tell me you were able to get the guard break counter on the final boss of overture

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