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Former Montessori teacher turned paralegal. Cat lover, wine drinker, compulsive reader, habitual swearer, spreadsheet maker, old TV show watcher, history junkie. Your basic nerd, but with a 3rd degree black belt. Happily married; don't bother. She/her.

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