Scott McLellan

It’s deepseek…

Basket case…

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A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths.
Equivalent human age: 3

A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53

Does Blue Sky like #dadjokes?

What do you call friends who try new restaurants together?

….tastebuds 😂🥁
#dadjoke #foodie

#dadjokes #newplace @docatcdi.bsky.social
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My neighbor suggested I put cow manure on my strawberries. Tried it.
I'm going back to whipped cream.😂😂
#dadjokes

Oh go on! You know you want to be my friend on #bluesky What is better than a cheeky Aussie that shares #dadjokes & laughs at himself #humour #comedy, a #lover of #wildlife #birds #nature #travel #democracy #truth #motherearth #spirituality #actionfigures #movies #collecting and more! #follow

This has been said so many times before, but one more time:

Accessibility should be a top priority in your apps and sites from day 1. It is not a feature. It is not something you do _next_.

It is pivotal and necessary, and it is so much easier to do *as you go* than as an afterthought.

They told us not to worry about spelling, because in the future there will be autocorrect.

For that, I am eternally grapefruit.

if you think other people make bad puns

wait till you sea mine!

A word from your Emotional Support Canadian.

Have you ever stopped for 5 minutes to recognize how incredible it is that you're pushing through such a difficult time?

It's okay to find it hard, too.

You will get through this.

It may be my outsized love for #DadJokes, but this post hit me just right this morning and led to 30 seconds of cackling like a lunatic. Bravo!

Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower? 🌺

It’s a budding romance. 💘

#dadjokes

You know what they say about cliffhangers…
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I entered a lottery to win a new broom!

It's a sweepstakes.

#dadjokes

I'm replacing a light on my ceiling today.

I'll probably screw it up.

#DadJokes

Why can't you keep a secret in the bank?

Too many tellers.

#dadjokes

A little dad joke for my first post...makes sense to me anyway.
#dadjokes

Illustration/comic of an anthropomorphized mattress and a padded chair. Both pieces of furniture are mildewed. Mattress: Nothing really mattress Chair responds: who chairs

Photo of furniture in a front yard in the Fall. Both are yellowed with age, and have both been tagged with spray paint. Center left: mattress is propped horizontally against a leafless tree, and the tag reads “nothing really mattress” Bottom right: chair has the message “who chairs” sprayed on the backrest.

Meme hit so hard I was compelled to anthropomorphize furniture

#cuteart #punny #dadjokes

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism.
It's a light sentence.
But it gives them time to reflect.

#dadjokes

Being courteous and following driving rules are leading causes of road rage.