Nina

Not me misreading "pennies" as "penisses" and being intense confusion😭😭😭😭

Moooo

I don't understand what they put in this series.
I don't really care for hockey, romance or sex scenes. None of this should have this much of a grip on me.

Yeah I say shit like this as if I don't feel eternally bad if a cashier forgets to scan some of my items every now and then😭

When exactly do i gain the skill to like sth casually and not let it take over my whole live?
(Sent from deep within heated rivalry obsession)

Nothing costs money if you are brave enough and also manage to not get caught

Not even for fancy reasons or something, I just like drinking milk that tastes vaguely like grass every now and then

I fear i am becoming a matcha girly😶‍🌫️

If I ever crochet sth for you, just know, there will absolutely be at least one hair of mine crocheted into the object.

You've heard of Panic! at The Disco
Now get ready for
Depression! at The Lab

Hello

My bosses son just fainted on me while I was drawing blood from his finger😭

At least the late lab nights are supersonic.

First one was delivered

Yes but we do usually not take severe trauma room cases like that so they'd have had to transfer me

I was so sure it was lost forever🥺

A postcard I sent to Russia in July has arrived today after travelling for 172 days🥺
#postcrossing

Well if you check your mailbox in like 2 weeks you might revisit that statement

I lived btw
Barely, but i lived

I sent 11 postcards from London 6 weeks ago and none of them have arrived so far.
I fear I messed up.

I can't even apologize bc it understandably immediately fled the scene☹️☹️☹️

I accidentally kicked a dove today☹️

I will try

It wasn't my brightest decision

I want to know what my head was heading when i decided 3 24h shifts in one week would be a smart decision.

Genau

Irgendwo haben mal Leute mitgezählt wie viele Bananen sie am Tag isst aber keine ahnung was da so durchschnittlich bei rauskommt.
Aber manches von ihrem Essen sieht lowkey geil aus aber halt iwie nicht in den Massen und vllt auch nicht als Frühstück

Ja ich hab sie seit glaub so 2 Jahren halbwegs regelmäßig auf meiner fyp bei tiktok😭
Imagine
Sie zieht einfach ernährungsberatung durch und löst eine deutschlandweite Krise aus weil einfach Bananen knapp werden

Wenigstens hat sie schon seit ner ganzen Weile nicht mehr "Ernährungsberaterin" in ihrer Bio stehen.

Die Frau macht mich fertig😭
Ich dachte immer meine Ernährung wäre scheisse aber my god ich bin quasi healthguru im Gegensatz zu ihr😭