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MC Shaolin Jesus

@mcshaolinjesus.bsky.social

Japanese by Birth πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ American by Choice πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Rapper by Blood 🩸 [This is a RP account for a Player Character.]

5 Followers  |  3 Following  |  59 Posts  |  Joined: 25.02.2025  |  1.9537

Latest posts by mcshaolinjesus.bsky.social on Bluesky

yo FUCK young Kobiyashi πŸ–•

18.03.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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young Kobiyashi sprung from prison. im free!!!

18.03.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need a girl to pour an unknown substance down my throat

13.03.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

need me a girl with a pair of real harvey milkers

14.03.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1230    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 1

hey i got promo

14.03.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Party for a modern day pulp action crime game based on black lagoon

#ttrpg #art #artist #oc

13.03.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ah shit im missing this

13.03.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in the netherlands we dont have doctor so we get our E from slurping it out from pussy

11.03.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pussy from a girl who says β€œyippee!” >>>

10.03.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

u too πŸ„

13.03.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shiiiiiiit Sims 3 harder game than Def Jam Icon
#fuckdefjamicon

13.03.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok. i guess thats just a matter of upbringing then. i always thought the Okinawa accent sounded strange going up but now that im older and wiser i realize that was just my beliefs.

13.03.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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need a bitch thats elegant like Cinderella to come thru and watch live action Cinderella with me in the theater

13.03.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its just that rap originated from NYC. its like saying cowboy Western music doesnt sound right with a texas accent. but hey, everything is subjective im not hating πŸ‘

13.03.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rhymes so nasty, ur gonna want a towel

Grimy in the dirt, go fetch a trowel

Im on my cock-y shit, yeah thats fowl

I-O-U? Sh1t 1 dnt n33d n0 v0w3ls

If I am The Shit then ur just the bowels

Dont need a bicch to judge me unless ur Simon Cowell

13.03.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck a Coast Guard I'm tryna go hard

MC so tuff have to put him behind bars

Im hiding beneath the surface like water on Mars

They think im the Antichrist like von Trier, Lars

Plasma in my center, yeah I'm a star

Cadillac act like it's alive, that's Cars

13.03.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

debatable but tru

13.03.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell no this isnt right

13.03.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

real af

13.03.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

were fighting if this happens

13.03.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ngl id rather be smoking a fat blunt with two fine long haired baddies than rotting in a prison cell #freeme #lockeup #cantevenwatchindianajonesinhere #orplaydnd

13.03.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LUKE: what is 2 plus 2

YODA: i forget

LUKE: correct

09.03.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 801    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

pussy from a girl that dreams about you at night

09.03.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

SOMEBODY LIBERATE MY ASS

09.03.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles

09.03.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10296    πŸ” 720    πŸ’¬ 348    πŸ“Œ 50

Uh Oh

09.03.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hey shorty, u wanna learn how to get a big bag real quick no effort? just watch n learn

08.03.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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