@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns no to vegetables and cold weather news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
my sister asked me last week to send her my birthday list and i said i would over the weekend and just realized i didn't send it
the good news is i'm great at asking for presents so i can pull a list together now
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
04.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 9476 🔁 1180 💬 72 📌 36relatable
04.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
it's very funny to me that one of the south carolina baseball players is doing radio ads for terminix this season
other guys have done them for like, clothing stores and stuff but i think pest control is new
chicken dingers for dinner in columbia
(south carolina baseball is temporarily back)
now it’s one thing when people type in dog-speak and use “hoomans” but i just saw someone type that way in person-speak and i cannot abide this
04.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this corncob
03.03.2026 21:46 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0love this for us all!
03.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0absolutely a lame system imo
03.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a whole mood
03.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0spooky!!!
03.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
citizen app alert for “person heard coughing inside apartment”
????????????
03.03.2026 05:04 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1
it me and two friends posing while tailgating
also literally nothing about this photo suggests that but go off, james
03.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a comment that says: “you look like you’re about to date problems”
hinge user james should meet hinge user pat who said i looked too wholesome to be fun trouble
03.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a picture of my dad and me walking on the beach in hilton head 30+ years ago
it us, not picking up weird things on the beach
03.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m joking but also he really did say that and have that experience
03.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“don’t pick up weird things you see on the beach … i learned that the hard way”
(he had to go to the hospital to get a fish hook removed from his skin)
uh
03.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0secretary of war eagle amirite
03.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
more than a dozen political mailers
i collected all of this from my mailbox today
i already voted please leave me alone
yes!
02.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0aren’t human interest stories supposed to have some degree of … interest
02.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Apple News Sports This Mets prospect won't stop eating a terrifying amount of eggs. now
Breaking news:
Gaston survived the fall at the end of Beauty and the Beast and now plays for the New York Mets
someone sent me something today that was clearly written using chatgpt and it’s so obvious and bad i can’t stand it
02.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
extremely weird move by hinge user paul, who liked me and commented "cute! txt me? [phone number]" on my picture
i will absolutely not be texting you, sir
it was a major priority for me haha
02.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a legend! an icon!
02.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0distracting myself from tonight's sunday scaries by figuring out where i'm birthday brunching/daydrinking next sunday (when i will have the monday after off work)
02.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0