katie dzwierzynski

on my second day of being 37 years old i have eaten an unreasonable amount of cake, i regret nothing because i am an adult

also like … botox seems like a relatively benign thing to be doing the puking emoji for

hinge profile that says: “I recently discovered that: I'm attracted to women who are all natural, nothing fake please (unless it's a medical necessity and definitely no Botox [puking emoji]” •••

big of him to make an allowance for medical necessities

a pink and purple sky

here was tonight’s wrigleyville sunset

the longer-range forecast looks somewhat better so fingers crossed

the temperatures go from 75 today to 39 by saturday

this hurts my feelings

[fergie voice] check it out

hinge profile that says: “together, we could: I am just going to leave this right here... [three honeypot emojis]”

same profile: “i want someone who: [three honeypot emojis]”

same profile: “typical sunday: [three honeypot emojis]”

it’s giving winnie the pooh

thank you!!

bentley, a small, cream-colored dog, looking up and smiling while i open our building’s front door

hello mom can you please open the door so i can get my post-walk snacks

okay, i will be the new ceo of bluesky

a view of a bright blue sky

the weather for my birthday yesterday was good, today’s is even better

thank you!!

thank you!!

thank you, fellow march birthday haver!!!!

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it me, newly 37

this is 37

katie day is technically over now but i believe it's still my birthday until i go to sleep and i'm planning to be up for a couple more hours

plus i had to sacrifice an hour for the time change, an absolute injustice

thank you!!

three candles and seven candles representing me being 37, they’re lit and surrounded by chocolate frosting with chocolate chips

i forgot to blow out candles before i ate my cake earlier but fortch i remembered before my birthday ends

thank you!!

started my day with monkey bread and i'll be ending it with cake, i'm going into my 37th year keeping nutrition as a top priority

lol i just rolled over onto one of bentley's lamb chop toys and it squeaked and very much startled us both