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katie dzwierzynski

@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social

“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns no to vegetables and cold weather news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)

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a woman in a purple dress is sitting at a table and asking what is wrong with her ? ALT: a woman in a purple dress is sitting at a table and asking what is wrong with her ?
07.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he is not! just an apartment in an absurdly expensive building!

07.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

extremely!

07.10.2025 18:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a guy posted in the neighborhood facebook group trying to find someone to take over the lease for his unit, which has monthly rent of $6,480

he’s unsurprisingly getting cooked for it and responding by whining about people whining about what they can’t/don’t want to afford

07.10.2025 18:24 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

a crime!

07.10.2025 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

where is the justice!!

07.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's supposed to be back in the 70s later in the week, i refuse to surrender to pants season yet

07.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the current temperature is 61 feels like 58, which should be illegal since it was just 80+ the other day

07.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

!!!!!

07.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my sister just texted me, "i have a grammar question," and truly what are big sisters who are employed as an editor for if not this

07.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he just like us fr

07.10.2025 04:10 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"cubs had an early highlight ... and really the only highlight"

cooked by pat hughes, brutal

07.10.2025 04:06 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

have some dignity, cubs

07.10.2025 04:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

update: no

07.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
07.10.2025 03:49 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am not!!!!

07.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have a lot of questions for this guy

07.10.2025 03:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am available as a consultant, craig

07.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the cubs should try hitting the ball where the brewers aren't

07.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

how is it that everything is going right for the brewers and wrong for the cubs, this is against the rules

07.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
bumble profile that says:

“My favorite quality in a person is:
Helping others, being public-spirited, brave, and willing to sacrifice one's life”

bumble profile that says: “My favorite quality in a person is: Helping others, being public-spirited, brave, and willing to sacrifice one's life”

seems a little extreme

also idk what being public-spirited even means

07.10.2025 03:32 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

in this bleak sports moment for me [glares at cubs] i can at least take great joy in the chiefs losing

07.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ICE: The Kicker

07.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 1156    🔁 159    💬 13    📌 0
07.10.2025 03:16 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . Alt: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

the cubs are striking out more than i do on dating apps

folks!

07.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

oh nooooooooo

07.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man says exactly while talking to a woman in front of a sign that says only mothers in the building Alt: a man says exactly while talking to a woman in front of a sign that says only mothers in the building
07.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

even former situationship guy was like yes you're right that is a very very handsome man when we went to a game last year

07.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with glasses is screaming with the words oh the humanity behind him Alt: a man with glasses is screaming with the words oh the humanity behind him
07.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

listen ... we could have had more wisdongs

07.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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