@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns no to vegetables and cold weather news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
a whole mood
03.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0spooky!!!
03.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
citizen app alert for “person heard coughing inside apartment”
????????????
03.03.2026 05:04 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1
it me and two friends posing while tailgating
also literally nothing about this photo suggests that but go off, james
03.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a comment that says: “you look like you’re about to date problems”
hinge user james should meet hinge user pat who said i looked too wholesome to be fun trouble
03.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a picture of my dad and me walking on the beach in hilton head 30+ years ago
it us, not picking up weird things on the beach
03.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m joking but also he really did say that and have that experience
03.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“don’t pick up weird things you see on the beach … i learned that the hard way”
(he had to go to the hospital to get a fish hook removed from his skin)
uh
03.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0secretary of war eagle amirite
03.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
more than a dozen political mailers
i collected all of this from my mailbox today
i already voted please leave me alone
yes!
02.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0aren’t human interest stories supposed to have some degree of … interest
02.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Apple News Sports This Mets prospect won't stop eating a terrifying amount of eggs. now
Breaking news:
Gaston survived the fall at the end of Beauty and the Beast and now plays for the New York Mets
someone sent me something today that was clearly written using chatgpt and it’s so obvious and bad i can’t stand it
02.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
extremely weird move by hinge user paul, who liked me and commented "cute! txt me? [phone number]" on my picture
i will absolutely not be texting you, sir
it was a major priority for me haha
02.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a legend! an icon!
02.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0distracting myself from tonight's sunday scaries by figuring out where i'm birthday brunching/daydrinking next sunday (when i will have the monday after off work)
02.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0eating an aggressive amount of cheese ravioli for dinner at 9 pm, as one does
02.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0i don’t have a dedicated account for it over here, so i just post screenshots on this account for everyone to enjoy/be horrified by haha
02.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i would simply not use clearly outdated photos on my dating app profile if i were easily googleable even without the person searching knowing my last name
(i wasn’t going to try to date a lobbyist anyway, but)
south carolina baseball remains not back
01.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0my birthday
01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
[bursts onto your skyline]
IT’S KATIE MONTH
(i’m trying to be less annoying about this as i’m a week away from entering old age* but fish gotta swim)
*my late 30s
good day for birthdays imo
01.03.2026 05:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0today was my great aunt's 96th birthday and i think that's pretty neat
01.03.2026 05:42 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0it absolutely does not feel like it’s 10:30 pm
01.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0happy birthday!!!
01.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0