katie dzwierzynski

same tbh

"i'm cute, i'm cute, she said i'm cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!" might be my favorite part of this whole special

i feel like i looked it up once and there was no explanation other than she had "problems"

those kids are menaces!!

it makes no sense!!

the sheer audacity

watching rudolph and again demanding to know why santa and donner are such dicks

🎵i just want a high that don’t end low
a hat to call my home
a bag that won’t hold much
a dog who lives the dream🎵

jude law in The Holiday with dark rimmed glasses and a light collared shirt (hot)

the reason for the season

so bad they’re good!

getting conflicting reports

there will be fans arguing over whether alabama should fire their football coach after this one

the two sides will be engaged in … deboer war

we are taking the absolute stupidest route possible and just sitting in traffic through all the city neighborhoods, it is very warm in this car and i just want to be back in my apartment with my dog

lol multiple people also praised me for doing a great job as our group’s social media admin

I WAS MEANT TO BE TERMINALLY ONLINE

alright the woman who hosted told me it made her day that i came so that’s worth it, now i will spend an hour in an uber back to the city

text chain with my sister: “Do you know when you're coming home for Christmas?” “The morning of the 23rd” “Okay i was just curious” “I was thinking that night we can get our annual peppermint ice cream-based treat” “lol i was just thinking the same thing” “Great minds think alike”

traditions are sacred

spending an hour in an uber to go out to the suburbs for an event is really not what i want to do today but here i am

i was having a conniption trying to figure out why my can opener wouldn't work and unsurprisingly it was just me trying to do things too quickly instead of correctly

who among us has not baked lemon bars at midnight

lol one of my volleyball teammates from this summer just texted the group chat because she and her boyfriend (who was also on our team) ran into another of our teammates and they all took a picture together, wholesome!!!

bentley, a small, cream-colored dog, sleeping on a self-warming pad while wrapped up in a christmas blanket

imagine being this cozy (the self-warming pad he’s sleeping on might be the best $16.99 i’ve ever spent)

i should have baked them this afternoon so i would have had a more reasonable amount of time to pivot in case of diasaster BUT ALAS

oh nooooo

no *you* tried to make a cookie you'd never made before for an event tomorrow and had a turbo fail

love to instacart backup supplies at 10:15 pm

let it snow lmao

how dare she tbh

the audacity!

a woman in a white jacket is saying " now why am i in it " . ALT: a woman in a white jacket is saying " now why am i in it " .

a woman called in to talk about how she likes this guy but he told her he’d call her weeks ago and hasn’t and she’s still hoping he does

delilah basically told her not to want him just because having someone, even if they don’t treat you well, is better than having no one

me, listening to this:

lol delilah just asked a woman if the woman's face looks as young as her voice sounds