@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns no to vegetables and cold weather news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
[fergie voice] check it out
09.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0![hinge profile that says:
“together, we could:
I am just going to leave this right here... [three honeypot emojis]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4isjfkemba6tshraqsj5vl3/bafkreidi7dnnsz22xdnxkg2tklfrfa7i7mfwjirs6hgoaefxpe4kzaaepi)
hinge profile that says: “together, we could: I am just going to leave this right here... [three honeypot emojis]”
![same profile:
“i want someone who:
[three honeypot emojis]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4isjfkemba6tshraqsj5vl3/bafkreiaurafxamrl4qubwwzrbsq4vch22z2h2c2wfnwz536ltjw4if4ncq)
same profile: “i want someone who: [three honeypot emojis]”
![same profile:
“typical sunday:
[three honeypot emojis]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4isjfkemba6tshraqsj5vl3/bafkreia4twqaje76hiegpsy3gst6x6hz63wb7nf65pydxvuitrssb4ln3e)
same profile: “typical sunday: [three honeypot emojis]”
it’s giving winnie the pooh
09.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bentley, a small, cream-colored dog, looking up and smiling while i open our building’s front door
hello mom can you please open the door so i can get my post-walk snacks
09.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0okay, i will be the new ceo of bluesky
09.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a view of a bright blue sky
the weather for my birthday yesterday was good, today’s is even better
09.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you, fellow march birthday haver!!!!
09.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 06:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 05:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it me, newly 37
this is 37
09.03.2026 05:39 — 👍 56 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0
katie day is technically over now but i believe it's still my birthday until i go to sleep and i'm planning to be up for a couple more hours
plus i had to sacrifice an hour for the time change, an absolute injustice
thank you!!
09.03.2026 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
three candles and seven candles representing me being 37, they’re lit and surrounded by chocolate frosting with chocolate chips
i forgot to blow out candles before i ate my cake earlier but fortch i remembered before my birthday ends
09.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0started my day with monkey bread and i'll be ending it with cake, i'm going into my 37th year keeping nutrition as a top priority
09.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0lol i just rolled over onto one of bentley's lamb chop toys and it squeaked and very much startled us both
09.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
every year i intend to post this gif and every year i forget BUT NOT THIS YEAR
09.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0thank you!!
09.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0haha thank you!!
09.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you!! 💗i'm about to finally enjoy an irresponsible amount of cake
09.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you!! 💗it has included fun with friends, a nap, and now cake, so all the bases are being covered haha
09.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it's possible we will be the oldest people there but i do not care
make way for the olds, wrigleyville youth
