Blake

That better be the only thing they’re blocking 😠

Wdym my username is bottom

A screenshot of a Grindr grid filled with faceless pics, presumably occupied by married pastors.

You’ve heard of Bigfoot but have you met the Faceless Horsemen of rural Tennessee?

*deletes Slack*

I don’t think we’re in Tennessee anymore, Africa by Toto

Insurance companies beefing up security I’m beefing up my fiber intake

“I'd like to be a criminal in people's hearts”

My husband came out to me as gay on the Oprah Winfrey Show and all I got was this retro sweatshirt

“Would you take the Substa-“

Club-like items got the Jungle Juice shaking !!

I like my Pootcase

yes it did thank you meta

White Castle Waffle House
🤝
White House

Linda McMahon I challenge you to a Wii boxing match. I win, you clear my name of student loans. You win, I’ll buy you a baconeggandcheese everything bagel toasted. Venue of your choice.

Ryan 😭😭😭😭

moving to DC in June DC now

me dragging the rest of my twitter oomfs to bluesky whether they like it or not

go piss girl

🪄 I’ve always wanted to use that extension 🤭

Karla’s friend called her from prison during Friendsgiving ☺️🦃🍁