E.B. Schnepp

E.B. Schnepp

@ebschnepp.bsky.social

Poet, cryptid currently residing in Chicago, featured in Poetry Daily, work in Iron Horse, Nat. Brute, South Dakota Review, and more. ebschnepp@weebly.com Chapbook: Blueberries Stain Like Blood Available from Bottlecap Press Features

365 Followers 241 Following 166 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 hour ago

oh very fair I'm just so interested?! Like, they're winning at life!

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1 hour ago

I need DETAILS

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3 days ago

just read instructions that said "a baked potato is done when it gives in to pressure and feels tender all the way through"

a baked potato is the antonym of a poem

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1 day ago
YouTube
The Importance Of Being Earnest (Full Show) | Take Your Seats | National Theatre at Home YouTube video by National Theatre

The world is on fire and everything is horrible but if you need a little color and joy, the National Theatre London put their fun, campy rendition of The Importance of Being Earnest up for free on their youtube for the next week!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=obX-...

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1 day ago
YouTube
The Importance Of Being Earnest (Full Show) | Take Your Seats | National Theatre at Home YouTube video by National Theatre

The world is on fire and everything is horrible but if you need a little color and joy, the National Theatre London put their fun, campy rendition of The Importance of Being Earnest up for free on their youtube for the next week!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=obX-...

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3 days ago

We are all baked potatoes these days, Todd😭 πŸ₯”β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

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5 days ago

Dying?

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1 week ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
And don’t forget the most important one, FINAL[2][IMEANITTHISTIME]

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1 week ago
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I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing β€˜reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

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1 week ago

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

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2 weeks ago

me: oooh genre discourse! did they remember poems this time

discourse: no sorry this is a *literary* discourse

me, kicking a rock, which is also my childhood: aw man

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2 weeks ago

the AWP fomo is already setting in

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2 weeks ago

Writing a book is such a nightmare. That's the fun part!

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2 weeks ago

any recs for where to send something long and very cesura'd? (mostly long because it needs so much room to breathe?)

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2 weeks ago
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a black and white drawing of a cat laying down on a white surface . ALT: a black and white drawing of a cat laying down on a white surface .
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3 weeks ago

Ohhh that's so good too!

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3 weeks ago

Alice (1980) by Svankmajer (bonus that listening on mute means you won't hear the ticking which intentionally causes anxiety)

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3 weeks ago

The vibes are so strange

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3 weeks ago

Buying art made by humans and supporting independent businesses are god damn acts of rebellion, never moreso than right now.

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3 weeks ago

this is not taco bell quarterly, but maybe it should be. i mean, a baja blast could probably fix this, for a moment at least.

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3 weeks ago

kill your darlings. forget how to breathe a little. walk around with a gaping hole where that image-line-poem was. do a little more every time you do a little less. it'll stop bleeding after a while, but you'll aways feel the loss. this too is correct.

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3 weeks ago

This just means you need to order more from the list! A delicious cycle 🀩

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3 weeks ago

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

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1 month ago

its so baddd and just soul numbing to muddle through

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1 month ago

it's that amalgamation process, finding the neutral/most recognized patterns and just replicating them. all it does is make the least disagreeable version of a thing (outside, of course, of the fact it's inherently disagreeable that it exists). but that means all you get is bland mush.

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1 month ago

it's the uncanny valley of text

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1 month ago
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Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods

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1 month ago

The dream, to be part of a vizier group chat

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1 month ago
β€œPoetry works like lightning. Lightning strips a shepherd bare and carries his clothes several miles away. It imprints on a ploughman's shoulder the photograph of a young girl. It can obliterate a wall and leave a tulle curtain untouched. In short, it creates unusual things. The poet's strikes are no more premeditated than lightning. Poetry borrows astonishing contrasts that occur by chance. It disorientates; it accidentally establishes a new order.”

Poetry borrows astonishing contrasts that occur by chance. It disorientates; it accidentally establishes a new order.

- Jean Cocteau on the accidental new orderings created by poetry (in "The Secrets of Beauty")

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1 month ago

mvp material right there!

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