J. Muskrat

Love watching two horrible companies battle to take over a third horrible company.

#wb #WBsale #paramount #netflix #netflixtakeover

“Believe for Twenty Minutes.”

Broward Sheriff’s department contact information.

In case you wanted to demand his firing.

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This American stands with you 🇨🇦

If my autopay went through today, does that make me a bad liberal?

“Elon Musk? Is that the….space guy? I didn’t know he was political.”

These people VOTED. 😞

ECONOMIC BLACKOUT TODAY

SPEND NOTHING

Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.

Once again I have masterfully crafted a piece of childhood trauma into a hilarious joke that only eight people in the world would get.

Oh please tell me why you’re boycotting Captain America: Brave New World.

I’m sure your reasons are super legitimate, and you should definitely bring this transaction to a screeching halt to tell me what they are.

#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld

This is one of my worst fears right now and I examine potentials in *gestures* all…this.

Lots of love, bud. ❤️

Nothing like selling a suit to a young gay man for his first doomed heterosexual marriage.

You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too

A “detour ahead” sign lays on its back in a shallow stream, a city park behind it.

I found an art in real life.

News doesn’t count on Sundays.

If you drove yourself here, and have grey in your beard, you shouldn’t need your Mommy to help you pick clothes.

#RetailLife

Know your rights

Know your rights💪⚖️🔥

I can’t believe through all of *gestures broadly* this, I still have to do laundry

An adorable pit bull licking the face of her human, a bearded man with a scrunched face and a smile.

We persist, because we must.

This is usually when The Avengers step in…

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

She leads a ruff life.

Could be up North, I suppose.

In Missouri… no snow here.

Look all I’m saying is *mathematically* speaking, every time you open your dryer there’s a chance your clothes will already be perfectly folded by pure happenstance

Good morning everypawdy,
Today me and my Onyx are practicing bleps 😛.
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky

#RetailLife

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“Maybe it will be a quiet Sunday.”

*customers at the door with five minutes til open*