Vee: Subsistence 🥑

cool grass fact's:

-float.

I'm playing on Legendary. It took me like 25 deaths just to get out of the Pillar of Autumn intro. This is going well.

I realize that the stuff I want to try the most about Marathon is the Bungie-ness of the gameplay but I don't wanna bother with matchmaking waits and the concept of "runs" so instead I finally started replaying Halo CE after 10 years, and now my goal is to play through the whole MCC.

Even if nobody draws Deus Ex anymore I will be the one to do it. #JCDenton

I never tried the glider in snake form haha that's adorable.

Motion Blur will be real in 2001

He knows what you did

So it was you all along!

One must imagine Beebz happy.

I played like 60% of Demon Tides with the talisman that gives Beebz roller skates because it's so fun to control the slippery momentum.

It's not quite like JSR, but an alternate future where classic Sonic physics went 3D.

Video: rare non-euclidean wallrun bug teleported me back to the start.

I rate Dream Mix TV above all the others. The game, uh, well, it's not smash.

But it features not one but 4 distinct accurate Solid Snake models that are very faithful to the models seen in Substance.

I can't rate Smash's "tanker sneaking suit with big boss head" above that in good faith.

Oh sorry I never mentioned it, it's Demon Tides

just to set the record straight, this battle theme is credited to Fat Bard *featuring* 2 Mello. So it's like peak².

I learned to use the Ninja Skid talisman to stylish levels of ownage.

Shmoovement, some of the most banger beats ever, family trauma, cute graphics, evil monarchs, silly dialogue, hot evil brothers, internet slang abuse, 67 graffiti all over the place. I knew I'd 100% it ever since I found out about it.

and this is a hat to go even further beyond...

The dance I do as the AI bubble explodes into a massive fireball and lands exactly on top of conveniently positioned Huang, Altman and Bezos.

Nintendo characters work too

lmao (se me cae el orto de risa)
bilingualposting (el poste de dos lenguas)

I got Goku, Luffy, Naruto, Pikachu, Ash Ketcum and Spider-Man, no Leon Kennedys though :C

Wait what the heck? DuckDuckGo has easter eggs for character names?

Snowy'd Flake

Paragoing Avothroughit

Additionally:

He got so assassinated he should always start the game with a score of -1

A bit on the thick side but acceptable.