Increasingly it appears my only option is to keep calm and Chive On
Pointless war in the Middle East! Baggy pants are in! Gina Carano has an MMA fight! Did I fall into a time warp? hy does my back still hurt?
Every time I hear “Hormuz” I think they’re reading the description on one of @justinhalpern.bsky.social’s mom’s OnlyFans videos
"Punxatawny Phil sees zero more years of summers! Coming this winter: Groundhog Day 2: Connors' Revenge."
Nobody tell the CIA that ATVs are DTF in the 213!
marco rubio hopping around in one big boot like Mario 3
It’s back!
Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 1: Panic at the Speedway vincemancini.substack.com/p/top-chef-p...
Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square
All the President's Dweebs
gotta be another way to do this
Suck a dog dick, loser
Back when I was a lawyer I saw a job listing for Palantir come up and they called their legal team "privacy ninjas," which was enough for me to know they were bullshit.
Not yet
It’s back!
Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 1: Panic at the Speedway vincemancini.substack.com/p/top-chef-p...
His full name is actually Mojtaba Gadang Dadang Digidigidigi Seddadaboogie Sedupjump Khameni www.npr.org/2026/03/09/n...
He's great when he's not injured. Good thing he's going to a team where no one ever gets injured.
"We’re very much and clearly winning. Like, really, really easily."
Hmm, so like, "Mission Accomplished?"
Hard to be a good writer when your soul is visibly rotting
Oh, is it a war now? Maybe you should tell congress.
/Estonian Ken Burns
Geno Smith’s offseason has been so bad he’s gotten into a fight with the Wendy’s social media manager and is now RTing linkin park - numb
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
pain at the pump is weakness leaving the Ford F-150
There was a Papa Roach “Last Resort” joke in last night’s SNL cold open, and now I’m convinced that someone at SNL listens to the Frotcast.
Same
50-45? You’re telling me none of those rounds were 10-8?
Max Holloway isn’t going to be able to turn his head sideways for 6 months
It’s so perfect that Clavicular’s real name is “Braden”
Store cabbages probably have fancy pesticides that keep them away. My home garden, not so much.
You would not BELIEVE how many slugs a single head of cabbage can contain.
