@pokemon-god.bsky.social
[INTRO]
Remember, you will have to try and take on this challenge like a mundane pokemon, or it will be both too easy, and not fun at all. On my mark!
[VICTORY]
Hm, seemed like you were a bit distracted by focusing on not using your deific powers. Want to practice that?
DOES THE OTHER ONE SAY FUCK YOU
How to tell the difference between the two Arceus':
One will smite you for dressing as Giratina.
The other will coo and do the godly equivalent of taking photos to post on social media.
IF SOMEONE SAYS MY NAME AGAIN I SWEAR TO MYSELF
I DON'T KNOW I JUST THINK DIALGA OR PALKIA ARE COOL COSTUMES.
IF YOU DRESS UP AS GIRATINA I'M SMITING YOU
UHHHHHHHH BE DIALGA
WHO SAID MY NAME.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Correct. Paperwork does not apply to me.
I don't have fingers.
...
I forgot I made that one.
For once? Yes.
I'm sending you to the past
I AM WORRIED ABOUT IT.
As long as you aren't bothering me. I have a killer migraine right now.
Fuck you mean 2.
...
I see.
Uhm.
Uh.
Fuck uhhh
Do it again.
"Daddy needs love" daddy needs a fucking PokéCigarette you ants drive me up the wall
Go play with Garchomp, sweetie.
I'm sending you back to the past.
What the hell are you talking about.
What.
What the fuck.
Running around like ants.
Must I awake from every hibernation to discord?
[NC]
AS MY FIRST ACT AFTER AWAKENING FROM HIBERNATION:
ADULT MOKOU IS NO LONGER TERMINAL
AS MY SECOND ACT:
VOLO'S LEFT NUT WILL RANDOMLY EXPLODE WITHIN THE NEXT 4 DAYS
. . .
HELL NAH I'M NOT CATCHING THAT SHIT
[ Arceus vanishes. ]
- banner by 4our of Diamonds
IF YOU ASK ME FOR A MIRACLE I'M JUST GOING TO SMITE YOU.
YEAH WHAT WHAT DO YOU WANT.
// shits heartbreaking
