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totally understand an “of its time” thing!! but doesn’t make it less uncomfortable to watch today lol

the finale challenge was actually a really interesting test of skill, then shannel went full “black woman trapped in a man’s body” and i was like ohh that’s not… and the gaffin was nearly unwatchable for me :/ juju saved it tho

definitely one of the best casts ever but the format is just insane and the challenges were so humiliating..

congrats!!! 🥳

it almost had to be because those challenges are humiliation rituals and i get secondhand embarrassment…

was home alone looking for background noise today so i finally watched all stars 1… and i’m pretty sure my house, family, and lineage are all now cursed

thank you!! i hope so!!

my twin brother and i both bought tickets for a 7:30 showing of Weapons tonight (in two different cities) without discussing it…

ty!!~ 🥰

thank youu 🥰

29 !!

thank you!!! 🥰

blonde woman main character is the only logic i really need to make this work tbh

a recent tradition of mine is going to see a movie on my birthday, and i think it would be really fun to go into Weapons tonight pretending it’s the conclusion to a trilogy of the last two birthday movies (Barbie > Longlegs)

bf didn’t know the squeaky boots episode of spongebob was a parody of tell tale heart by edgar allen poe… public education has failed us

tusk (2014) for me 😬

filing a patent for a self cleaning litter box with a bidet attachment

this girl i met on a cruise 11 years ago wrote a poetry book and the “about the author” section of the amazon listing is wild.. i honestly have no choice but to stan

me when someone i’ve known for years says they suddenly noticed i have blue eyes

boomer coworkers are always so amazed by how fast i type, but if they also spent hundreds of hours playing Typing Terror on neopets they would be at the same level

about to clock in for my job at The Subway listening factory

wait i learned how to masturbate because of this movie (shia labeouf tells his parents he’s masturbating to prevent them from coming into his room > asked my parents what masturbation is after the movie > they wouldn’t tell me > i google it and learn everything i know now)

they are legit crashing out over this 💀 i think it’s time to log out!!!

but it’s cute uwu

was looking through pics of myself from 2019 for an insta prompt but quickly realized i wanna kill that guy with a rock

heard a male on my floor whistling pink pony club

just had a customer email me back from 3 years ago

pulled my favorite pokemon now i can delete this app

wednesdays i get off early from work so it’s been a really good day so far!! hope you are too!

heyy 🫠