Jess H. Gutierrez

Really hard to not be creeped out by my doorbell ringing in the middle of the night with no one appearing in the ring camera.

Feeling cute, might have a heart attack later.

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So, I guess we’re all in love with Kelly Clarkson now? This is the only thing that has happened in 2025 that I can get behind so far…

@kellyclarksontv.bsky.social

OHMYGOD. What wouldn’t that fix?

I ate pad Thai in a gym (not mine -I don’t have one) parking lot today. You know, just in case anyone is wondering how work on my next writing project is going.

Comforting to find just as many folks pretending to be celebrities and offers to make me rich as the other apps. Feels like home.

✨What's the Best Approach to Keeping Your Writing Spark Alive? Jess H. Gutierrez Has Some Thoughts...✨ Plus, an inside look at a cool writing tool, and a reminder about the exciting prizes up for grabs for Deep Dive Virtual Retreat participants!

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Six months post debut and today I went into a B&N and stared at the single copy on the shelf and thought, “Yep. There you are.” This year has been one of big feelings.

Hot freakin’ damn!

Just found a pair of panties stuck to the inside of my shirt from the dryer. Here’s hoping that my first grade son doesn’t experience the same thing at school today.

I’ve had a few people (bots) reach out
to ask if they can paint me. Definitely going to wear pants for this.

Hiding from in laws and already eating pie. The holiday is off to a good start.

Buying this immediately (literally now).
THANK YOU

So much fun

Nbd.
Kidding. This is actually a REALLY BIG DEAL!!

Someone tell me not to try to write a screenplay. Please.

(Seriously y’all. I don’t know how to do this or why I feel compelled)

And I always do!

You’re the best!!

Watch it!!!

Needing to read this tonight

Love this!!!

Gotta say that watching Hot Frosty (Netflix) the first time was to be funny. The second voluntary viewing says something about who I am.

Hey!!!

I just received my first creepy DM on this app. I feel official now!!

For all y'all creating Bluesky follow starter packs. Loving you so much right now! Give me ALLLL the writers/editors/readers/bookish folks!

This kind of help feeds my lazy nature, and I am forever grateful.

OOH! Yes! The list I need!!

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So, I am back on writing deadline and doing very little about it. It’s like I’m daring myself to wait until the last minute so that I can act like a coffee-fueled psycho.

Why am I this way?

Writing isn’t as easy anymore post debut/election/all the things. Oddly enough snacking hasn’t gotten any harder.

Yay!! Thank you!!!