The Happy Curmudgeon

The Happy Curmudgeon

@churlishfigure.bsky.social

Antifa block captain. Bicyclist. Cat lover. COYS, Hook 'em Horns and Let's Play Two. Loves semicolons. Twice voted for a woman president; twice disappointed.

445 Followers 50 Following 284 Posts Joined Dec 2024
1 day ago

Filled up the car today. The gas cost fifty cents per gallon more than it did last week.

"America First," my ass.

#ImpeachTrump #IranWar
#TrumpsWar #WarCriminals

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6 days ago
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It's my babies' birthday! Two Siamese bundles of energy and joy. I will love them forever.

#cats #caturday

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1 week ago

If Russia had planted a sleeper agent in the US with the goal of winning the presidency and driving the US into ruin they could not have done a better job than what Donald Trump is doing

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1 week ago
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Noem's replacement will be Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma, who, like Noem, is blindly loyal to Trump and is as dumb as a sack of hammers.

#AbolishICE #MarkwayneMullin

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1 week ago

Adulterer, cosplay enthusiast and dog killer Kristi Noem is out as Homeland Security Secretary.

#AbolishICE #KristiNoem

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1 week ago
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Ken Paxton is as crooked as a country road.

No wonder Trump likes him.

#Paxton #txpol

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1 week ago

Does MS NOW have anyone from Texas in its newsroom? I'm guessing no, because Ali Velshi is doing a bang-up job of botching our county names.

Montague is MON-tayg.

Burnet is BURN-it.

If he pronounces Bowie as if it's named for an English musician, I'm going to fucking scream.

#MSNOW #txpol

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1 week ago
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A lot of malware behind that faceplate.

#AbolishICE #ImpeachNoem
#KristiNoem #RegimeChange

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1 week ago
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Military leaders pushing 'Armageddon views' on troops as Iran war begins: complaint A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers Monday that the Iran war was part of God's plan to usher in the End Times and bring about Jesus Christ's second coming, according to a complaint ...

In all fairness, whenever Hegseth mentions "Armageddon," Trump thinks they're talking about the movie.

www.rawstory.com/military-267...

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1 week ago
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Fuck these two guys.

To borrow a line from "The Firm," fuck them "with a dick big enough for an elephant to feel it."

#EpsteinFiles #NoMoreWars
#FuckNetanyahu #FuckTrump

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2 weeks ago

I just voted for Jasmine Crockett to be the next U.S. Senator from Texas.

Why? Because if the assholes in Austin feel the need to gerrymander Jasmine out of her House seat, she must be doing something right.

#JasmineCrockett #txpol
@jasmineforus.bsky.social

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2 weeks ago
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A: A smelly, self-centered, pedophilic, pathological liar who doesn't know when the American Revolution began.

Q: Who is Donald Trump?

#FuckTrump #SOTU

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2 weeks ago

I'm not at all interested in what Trump has to say tonight.

Unless, of course, he grabs his chest, screams, "My heart!" and drops dead on the House floor.

In which case, I'm all ears.

#FuckTrump #SOTU
#WhyWontHeJustDie

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2 weeks ago

Trump doesn’t want the U.S. men’s hockey team at the State of the Union to celebrate them. He wants them there so it looks like they’re celebrating him.

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2 weeks ago

And just like that... my opinion of our men's hockey team has flipped 180 degrees.

On Sunday they were heroes. Now they are, at best, unwitting pawns.

Shame on (most of) these guys for allowing themselves to be used as props in Trump's political theater.

#FuckTrump #SOTU
#IWishCanadaHadWon

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2 weeks ago
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The image that made hockey fans cry.

Two Team USA players went into the stands and fetched two of Johnny Gaudreau's children, so they could be part of a team photo.

Our country is run by a bunch of amoral baboons. But our hockey teams make me proud to be an American.

#Olympics #TeamUSA

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2 weeks ago

OK, now I'm getting a little misty-eyed.

Not only did Team USA pose for a photo, with one player holding the late Johnny Gaudreau's #13 sweater. Two other players were holding Gaudreau's children.

They're more than a team. They're a family.

#JohnnyGaudreau
#Olympics #TeamUSA

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2 weeks ago

Jack Hughes with the winner less than two minutes into sudden-death overtime!

Team USA wins the men's hockey gold medal for the first time since the Miracle on Ice in 1980!

#Hockey #Olympics
#TeamCanada #TeamUSA

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2 weeks ago
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I often describe Freddie as being "all legs." This morning, while lazing on the kitchen counter, he proved my point.

What a goofball!

#cats #caturday

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3 weeks ago

It's great to live in a country (Canada, Japan, UK, France, Germany, Sweden, Italy, etc.) where citizens don't worry about if the next election will be canceled, if they will be allowed to register to vote, if they will have to stand in line for hours to vote, or if their vote will be counted.

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

Abolish ICE and arrest every agent.

Every. Fucking. Agent.

#AbolishICE

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1 month ago
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Happy Birthday Abe!

Sorry your party's gone to the dogs.

Painting by G.P.A. Healy (1860)
National Gallery of Art
Washington, DC

#Lincoln

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1 month ago

If anyone in your family or social sphere is still a Trump supporter, I suggest you back away. Have nothing to do with them. Stop all contact.

This is not about political party anymore. It's about good versus evil, decency versus immorality. It's that simple.

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1 month ago
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Watching the men's singles luge just now, I had the most wonderful idea.

Why don't we duct tape J.D. Couch Fucker to a sled, sans casque, and see what happens during the next sixty seconds?

#FuckVance #FuckNBC
#Luge #WinterOlympics

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1 month ago

JD Vance was just ruthlessly booed at the Olympics during the Opening Ceremony when he was shown on the screen. But you would never know by watching the broadcast on NBC.

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1 month ago
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Adulterous, covetous, lying pedophile speaks at National Prayer Breakfast, sanctimonious sycophants respond with polite applause.

#EpsteinFiles #FuckDJT
#NationalPrayerBreakfast

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1 month ago

To all our international friends attending the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Milan tomorrow:

Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.

Signed,
the American people

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1 month ago

I love this film. The auditions scene is one LOL after another... until Susie shows up.

I have this on DVD so I can watch it whenever the mood strikes me. Which is right about now.

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1 month ago
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Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social

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