The Happy Curmudgeon

Michael and Susan Dell donate $6.25 billion to encourage families to claim 'Trump Accounts' Billionaires Michael and Susan Dell pledged a historic $6.25 billion on Tuesday to provide an incentive to families to adopt new investment accounts for children.

When did Michael Dell marry Aunt Gladys
from the movie "Weapons"? 😬
apnews.com/article/mich... and Susan Dell donate $6.25 billion to encourage families to claim 'Trump Accounts'

Flaca, the Queen of the Castle, has found a sun puddle and is lazily licking her paw, then bathing behind her ear.

It's times like these, when she acts as if she's two years old, rather than twenty, that warm my heart. 🖤

#cats #caturday

OK, I guess we'll keep Sark for another year.

#CFB #HookEm 🤘
#LoneStarShowdown

Texas A&M likes to call itself the "Home of the 12th Man," but tonight, the 12th Man was wearing burnt orange.

The Austin crowd got loud, then louder, bothering the Ags and inspiring the Horns.

Kudos to all the Texas fans who rocked DKR tonight!

#CFB #HookEm 🤘
#LoneStarShowdown

I hope Ole Miss Head Coach Lane Kiffin delays his announcement until tonight, or tomorrow, then says he's moving to Austin to take the suddenly open job at Texas.

Imagine what he could do with Arch Manning.

#CFB #EggBowl
#HookEm #Sark

This is the person responsible for the death of Specialist Sarah Beckstrom of West Virginia.

#NationalGuard
#ImpeachTrump

No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.

Freddie saw that his favorite blanket and favorite pillow were unoccupied, so he jumped onto the sofa and was asleep within 60 seconds. I envy him.

#cats #caturday

Live your life so you’re not the only living president and vice president not to be invited to a former vice president’s funeral

Epstein videotaped everything. If and when all the files, photos, and videos are publicly released, they're going to make the latest episode of South Park look like... well... a low-budget cartoon.

#EpsteinFiles
#SouthPark

BREAKING:

The House has voted 427-1 to order the Justice Department to release the Epstein Files.

Shameless MAGA buttlicker Clay Higgins of Louisiana was the only nay vote.

#EpsteinFiles
#WhoIsBubba

Ditto. This is my favorite sport and the WC is its biggest stage. I attended all five matches in Dallas in '94.

Next year, there will be matches in both Houston and Dallas. I'll pass.

FIFA and the Trump Admin are two of the most corrupt bodies on the planet. I won't give them a dime of my money.

STFU, Piggy.

#QuietPiggy
#TrumpIsAPig

Donald Trump said “quiet piggy” to a female reporter because she dared to ask about the Epstein files, and as bad as that is, the fact that none of her colleagues defended her, is even worse.

Adelita Grijalva: "I wanted to get to work seven weeks ago, but this pint-size prick wouldn't let me!"

Now that she's been sworn in, and signed the discharge petition, let's see those Epstein files, the photos in particular!

#AdelitaGrijalva
#EpsteinFiles

It’s not enough to simply thank our veterans for their service.

Millions of them rely on SNAP and the ACA.

Many struggle with PTSD and worry about access to mental health services.

Today, on Veterans Day, let’s renew our commitment to keep fighting for those who fought for us.

Happy Veterans Day to all the men and women who wore the uniform! A heartfelt "thank you" for your service!

And a hearty "fuck you" to those (looking at you, Donnie Bone Spurs) who avoided service when our country was at war.

#DonnieBoneSpurs
#VeteransDay 🇺🇸

If you think the people throwing Great Gatsby-esque parties for themselves, while millions were denied their food assistance, are all of a sudden going to grow a conscience and save affordable healthcare, you clearly have not been paying attention.

With each passing day, the presidential mansion looks more and more like a 17th century French whorehouse.

Freddie is the handsomest boy.

#cats #caturday

Haven’t seen much of Stephen Miller after he did his big media tour promoting Republican candidates leading up to Tuesday’s elections. Hopefully they are just saving him to be the face of the Republican Party for the midterms.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

#DementiaDon
#TrumpIsNotWell

I hope Sean Dunn celebrates his court acquittal by going to Subway to buy a sandwich

His speech outside court was well done:

"I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants. E Pluribus Unum means from 'From many, one'. Every life matters, no matter where you came from."

Bet on it. After last night's blue tsunami, Stephen Miller is devising a plan to cancel the 2026 midterms.

Create a crisis, declare a national state of emergency, then shutter the polling places. It's as easy as ein, zwei, drei.

#BlueTsunami
#StephenMiller

Raging narcissist claims that an election that rejected everything he stands for wasn't about him. Good try, Donald. Loser. 😎

a large wave in the ocean is crashing against a rocky shoreline . Alt: a massive blue wave in the ocean is crashing

Watching the elections tonight be like

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Dick Cheney, de facto president
from 2001 to 2009, has died.

I say good riddance.

#DickCheney
#WarCriminal

Texas Governor Greg Abbott says that after the NYC polls close he will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.

Governors can’t impose tariffs.

Also, Mamdani scares the crap out of these guys and I think that’s awesome.