Cryptid(flagrant)

Cryptid(flagrant)

@schiltzhappens.bsky.social

Fix your hearts or die. Instantly unfollow people who spam AI generated content.

1,614 Followers 930 Following 596 Posts Joined Dec 2024
8 hours ago

Damn, can't repost. I'm a fan of hindquarters and want consequences for ALL men in power.

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2 days ago

I thought that was some variety of ink pressing. Excellent.

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4 days ago

This #InternationalWomensDay, consider supporting the woman challenging @tomsuozzi.bsky.social (me).

If elected, I will be the first woman to represent this district, and one of the very few mothers of young children in Congress.

And unlike Tom, I support *all* women, including Trans women.

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4 days ago

Why on Earth would anyone care what Chalamey says about art? Not like he makes any.

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5 days ago

I hope that they don't bother to burn the memoirs of Hegseth et. al. the way they burned Hess'. It's got to be like reading the memoirs of Lord Licorice or Snidely Whiplash.

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5 days ago

Just grease the sides of the tub and leave him in there.

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5 days ago

In fact, all of this only seems to enrich the Epstein class. Then overfunding police departments protects their ass(ets) and worsens the rest.

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1 week ago

The polymarket bets on these war crimes tribunals are gonna have even odds.

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1 week ago

If you respect the clown he doesn't become a king, but it doesn't really make this a circus either. You're both probably just on a mediocre podcast sponsored by Hims.

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1 week ago

Cool. So charges next?

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1 week ago

That and, like, have you seen the people who are pro-ai? Hard to want to be in an elevator with them, much less a co-conspirator.

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1 week ago

There's a third option.

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1 week ago

I'd rather have seen this absolute warrior in the Texas slot, but a four-star classy move here.

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1 week ago

Hey, nice. How do we permit for habitat? How much of that has to do with restoring watersheds? What are we doing to guarantee these exist beyond your administration?

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1 week ago

Somewhere a patent troll is sitting on this idea. Mommy's brave little man needs to make this public domain.

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2 weeks ago

Insanely unbalanced but slowly loses its moveset as body parts are knocked off or even one of the manipulators. Counter is a good grappler who can execute the perfect "stop hitting yourself".

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3 weeks ago

"That Monday off in February"

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3 weeks ago

Ah yes, the 'Mike Johnson defense'. Pretend to know nothing and somehow be seen as anything other than a fisher-price pretend politician.

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1 month ago

Reminds me of when I accidentally watched all of Demon Wind because I found the RLM guys watching it in High on Life.

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1 month ago

Then, as you stack your fourteenth shelf, it hits you. The goods have been disappearing, nobody's been coming into the shop, the music is vaguely russian. It's been Tetris all along.

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1 month ago

Guys, if we all club together and just really give 'til it hurts. I mean, dig deep. Then we can collectively get Mike Johnson a new pair of glasses so that clown can finally read and stop saying "I don't know anything about that" to national news questions.

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1 month ago

Wait. Maybe we can get him onto a rocket this way?

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1 month ago

I need some kind of supervillain day camp where I can learn freeze rays and comically large wind-up toys.

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1 month ago

This has to be fake. Even on his own platform he doesn't get that much engagement.

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1 month ago

I may not like the show very much, but yeah, this is pretty cool. I'd love to see FX department's process.

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1 month ago

That will like a tweet about socio-economic injustice and then apologize on a podcast!

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1 year ago

Wait I made the meme

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1 month ago

Forget-me-not. No such thing as a plothole anymore. Writing was saved.

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1 month ago
Preview
Senators block funding package amid DHS standoff There will be a partial government shutdown if lawmakers cannot reach a deal by Saturday morning.

Wa-hey! Look who woke up and realized there's a fight on.
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

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1 month ago
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We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.

Here it is:

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