Imperator Alexander

Tercera vez que me banean temporalmente de un subreddit. Y esta vez no es por violencia contra los ultraderechistas, es por contar un chiste demasiado negro en un hilo de chistes negros

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

We are so fucking back

I am glad to hear you are finally okey. Good to see you back!

28 putas monturas nuevas en un mes. Espero que este evento vuelva pronto 😆

-Sabueso calcinado antoran (Antorus).
-Cazatiburones (Fuerte Libre).
-Acechador de tumbas (Reposo de los Reyes).
-Tragadón de las Catacumbas Putrefactas (Catacumbas Putrefactas).

-Infernal Llamarada Vil (Bastión Nocturno).
-Infernal de Fuego Infernal (Bastión Nocturno).
-Medianoche (Regreso a Karazhan).
-Gusano del Abismo (Tumba de Sargeras).

-Draco llameante (Alma de Dragón).
-Fámula de la Protectora (Alma de Dragón).
-Experimento 12-B (Alma de Dragón).
-Cría de Ji Kun (Solio del Trueno).

-Draco de Piedra Vítreo (Núcleo Pétreo).
-Pantera Zulian Presta (Zul'Gurub).
-Halcón de Fuego Purasangre (Tierras de Fuego).
-Garfa de Fuego de Alysrazor (Tierras de Fuego).

-Invencible (Ciudadela Corona de Hielo).
-Draco de Onyxia (Guarida de Onyxia).
-Draco del Viento del Norte (Cumbre del Vórtice).
-Draco del Viento del Sur (Trono de los Cuatro Vientos).

-Draco azur (Ojo de la Eternidad).
-Draco azul (Ojo de la Eternidad).
-Protodraco azul (Pináculo de Utgarde).
-Cabeza de Mimiron (Ulduar).

-Caballo de guerra ígneo (Karazhan).
-Cenizas de Al'ar (Castillo de la Tempestad).
-Lord Cuervo (Salas Sethekk).
-Halcón zancudo blanco presto (Bancal del Magister).

Ahora que por fin ha terminado el evento de Recompensa del Coleccionista y yo he terminado de farmear una y otra y otra vez cada maldita montura de WoW, vengo a presumir de mi botín 😎

On the right side of the image, there is a Blood Elf with greyish white hair. The Blood Elf is crouched over slightly, riding on top of a large metal chessboard that is a flying mount. The board's spaces are black and red tiles; this is where the Blood Elf’s feet are planted. The exterior trim of the board is a dark silver metal. On the front of the board, there is a large chess piece as a decoration on the front, which is emblazoned on the board. On the back of the board are two large black Rook chess pieces standing upright. Near the bottom of the Rook pieces, they are surrounded by a bunch of glowing purple crystals or gemstones. Behind the Blood Elf is a dark night sky. On the right side of the image are rooftops from a castle peeking out. To the top left of the image, the text reads, “Trading Post” and “August Highlights”. At the bottom left corner, the text reads, “Grandmaster’s Prophetic Board Mount”.

In the center of the image, there are two humanoid figures standing next to each other. On the right of the image, there is a Mag’har Orc equipped with a new transmog weapon that resembles a mace. The end of the mace is very similar to a knight chess piece. It is covered in silver metal spikes along the head. Located on the right side of the figure is the text, “Grandmaster’s Prophetic Mace”. On the left side, there is another figure showcasing a large gold chess piece on the back of the figure. The chess piece looks planted into a chessboard with black and white tiles with golden knight pieces on the side. On the left side of the figure, it reads, “Grandmaster’s Royal Bulwark”. Behind the figures, there is a large castle on the left side of the image. They are both standing on top of a rooftop.

In the center of the image, there are two humanoid figures standing next to each other, wearing similar chess-style transmog armor but with different color schemes. The figure on the right has a red and black scheme, with silver metal trimmings along the edges. The shoulder pieces are large Rook chess pieces that are a dark black with a purple hue. The helmet is a large chess piece with a glowing purple gem in the middle. The belt buckle resembles black and red tiles from a chessboard. The text on their right side reads, “Grandmaster’s Prophetic Attire Transmog”. The figure on the left has the same type of armor but with a white and black color scheme instead. The silver metal trimming around the edges is now gold. The purple hue to the pieces around the shoulders and helmet is gone, and they are a pure black chess piece color instead, with a gold colored gem in the middle of the helmet instead of purple. The text on their left side reads, “Grandmaster’s Royal Attire Transmog”. In the background, both figures are standing on a rooftop, and another building with large red glass to the right of the image is behind them.

In the image, there are two characters riding mounts on top of a mountain. On the left, the character appears to be a Nightborne who is riding a large purple Warsaber that is equipped with armor. The armor is red with a dark metal trimming with large ivory spikes. On the back of the armor, there are skulls and large ivory tusks as decoration. To the left of the figure riding the mount is the text, “Kor’kron Warsaber”. The character on the right is a Night Elf riding on top of a large white wolf that is wearing armor. On the back of the wolf, there are large feathers as decoration. The armor is purple with silver metal trimming. Above the figure riding the mount, it reads, “Sentinel Wolf War Mount”. In the background, there are many green trees and mountains.

Check out all the new mounts, transmogs and other goodies available this August at the Trading Post!

♟️ Grandmaster’s Prophetic Board mount
👑 Grandmaster’s Royal Attire transmog
🐺 Sentinel War Wolf mount
👁️ And more!

Si estoy desaparecido de las redes sociales es porque estoy de vacaciones aquí

XDDDDDDD
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"conflicto"

El conflicto entre bebés y los hijos de puta que los están asesinando.

Conflicto.

Matar a niños de hambre no es autodefensa, es un genocidio.

Estamos lejos del viernes aún pero tomad un perrete compensar owo

¿No es increíble que nunca me haya emborrachado? No sé qué tolerancia tengo al alcohol, pero aparentemente es alta que te cagas.

Debo aclarar que no estoy borracho. Estoy completamente lúcido y este es mi estado natural.

Estoy de vacaciones, me he metido tres vodkas y he encontrado el palo perfecto.
Estoy en mi prime.
Soy imparable.

Mierda, ahora quiero ver los grandes éxitos del cine quinqui: Yo, "el vaquilla", Perros callejeros, El Lute, La estanquera de Vallecas...

YouTube video by Los Chichos - Topic El Vaquilla

Canciones curseadas para escuchar mientras conduces un Mercedes E300 del año 94 por Sevilla a las 3 AM, volumen 4:
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YouTube video by Los Chunguitos - Topic Dame veneno

Canciones curseadas para escuchar mientras conduces un Mercedes E300 del año 94 por Sevilla a las 3 AM, volumen 3:
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YouTube video by El Pelos - Topic La grifa

Canciones curseadas para escuchar mientras conduces un Mercedes E300 del año 94 por Sevilla a las 3 AM, volumen 2:
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YouTube video by El Fary - Topic Apatrullando La Ciudad

Canciones curseadas para escuchar mientras conduces un Mercedes E300 del año 94 por Sevilla a las 3 AM, volumen 1:
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