Lozza Fox

Is it too late to say something about Crafty, alone with his bald eagle and cream cheese?

🦅 CONGRATULATIONS! 🦅

To the Philadelphia EAGLES and their extraordinary manager, Big Chungus, on their historic Superbowl win!

You are cordially invited to a special reception in your honour, at The White House!

That one where you write different races on Rizlas and everyone sticks one to their forehead is pretty good tbf...

FUN FACT: The top of that crook unscrews and the pole becomes a mahoosive snorty! 💪

Public asked to name next Archbishop of Canterbury after Justin Welby resignation The Church of England has described the public consultation as "an opportunity to gather the views of a wide range of people... on the gifts, qualities and skills needed".

Reform UK is adding it's voice to the rising chorus British voices DEMANDING that the next Archbishop be named Noncey McNonceface.

news.sky.com/story/public...

Just seen a picture on TV of Trump surrounded by very young girls. What parent would allow that?

Anyone?

Asking for a friend...

The plug:

This is absolutely ridiculous.

People need to wake up, smell the hot chocolate, and stop sharing this kind of thing on social media.

I told you to do it the other way... 🙄

There bloody well should be.

Fuming. 😡

That's not Crafty smoking, it's just his sock...

MGBGA? How much for a gram?

UK has plenty of lines?

It went to voicemail after a different number of rings every time. 😐

Oh, so you have got your phone then?

I was calling you the entire time I was over there. What happened to our tickets?

Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay.

The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...

Well wipe it clean then hands above the desk, crafty...

*WORK* Crafty........ 🙄

Apparently he tried to play the Trump card...

Neither do you, Nigel nine jobs! 😂

Ladies and gentlemen: The Master Race.

Many namby pamby Brits could borrow a leaf from this book, y'all.

Ladies and gentlemen: The Master Bates...

What?

I wasn't doing anything.

He's behind you!

It is NOT "Farridge".

You told me you deleted that...

Sandeel: Brexit fishing row heads for trade court showdown The UK has banned European vessels from catching the silvery fish species in its North Sea waters but the EU is challenging the move.

Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa.

They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Still, you have to admire that beak...

Dibs the front. (Need to keep my beak clear...)