Topher Florence

a picture of a character from marathon (2026) with a mechanical body that looks kind of like a puppet

my timeline is curated in such a specific way that i have scrolled by this image from the video game "marathon" about ten times not realizing that it is actually not from the "thunderbolt" series of taiwanese martial arts puppet tv shows

A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). My character has just met Sparkster, of Rocket Knight Adventures fame, in an ordinary street. In spite of the fact that the game is otherwise full of ordinary humans, he is still clearly a goggles-wearing possum in blue armour.

A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). We fight on the cobbled street. Sparkster's proportions are more "realistic", but it's still recognisably him. His rocket pack gives off little gusts of air.

A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). Still, in battle, Sparkster prepares for a special attack. The cut-in art shows him smiling, ready to strike.

A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). Sparkster rocket boosts towards my character, turning blue and smeary in the process.

YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS SEMI-SECRET CHARACTER ENCOUNTER IN MITSUMETE KNIGHT

YouTube video by maz every time peter tork mouths someone else's lines

love an incredibly niche supercut

www.youtube.com/watch?v=drOk...

doormat with Shadow the Hedgehog that says “CONTROL THE CHAOS SHOES OFF”

doormats that go hard

thinking about giving up all irony and desire and having a perfect peaceful mind and becoming a guy who comments on a youtube video with an exact verbatim line that was said in the video in quotes (not even an emoji reaction) and following it up later an edit that says "wow thanks for all the likes"

The Homelands of DC’s African Heroes | DC No need to sweep the whole continent. Here’s where you can find the hometowns of some of DC’s most prominent African heroes.

My latest for DC.com: on African DC heroes, and the historic “Africa Syndrome” in media of conflating dozens of distinct nations into a single continent.

Saint Elizabeth, by ella guro 10 track album

the day is today, the time is now

my album Saint Elizabeth is out now
ellaguro.bandcamp.com/album/saint-...

This will not help with patient satisfaction scores. #BiteSizedArchie

final announcement. they're putting flaffy into a 1920s era harlem renaissance setting to "see what happens"

terriermon from digimon and three yet to be revealed fighting foodons characters are to be declared "honorary pokemon" by satoshi tajiri himself

a total franchise reboot? they're saying that the "orange islands" season of the pokemon anime is now the primary canon and all other episodes, games, comics, and movies are now relegated to "legends" status

amazing there's a new pokemon themed season of captain n: the gamemaster with an off model version of butterfree who sounds like a paul lynde impression(?)

whoa at the big pokemon show they just announced that from now on sneasel will always have a vintage motorola beeper that goes off at random intervals

a default RPG Maker forest. An anime character says "Fascinating, Mr. Data. Everything in the environment appears to be made of these hard-edged squares..." Also the anime character is Jean Luc Picard

Check out this RPG Maker game about the crew from Star Trek TNG going into a holodeck sim that Data made from default RPG Maker assets

coleo_kin.itch.io/datas-advent...

a fucked up fact about resident evil: every single "title growl" was recorded during one session in 1995. they have a thirty year old recording of Ward E. Sexton yelling "RESIDENT EVIL... NINE!" that will almost certainly not be used in the actual resident evil nine. we persist in a doomed world

absolutely killer next fest so far for the idea that games can look like whatever the hell you want
(Airframe Ultra, Cicadamata, Luna Abyss, The Last Salvage Squad)

sonic: you know the ninja turtles right?
godzilla: yup great guys great guys...and i think...you met hello kitty?
s: yeah i think we mutuallly...
g: yeah, yeah...
s: and the justice league?
g: absolutely absolutely...have you done a scooby doo thing yet?
s: not yet actually
g: oh you GOTTA meet them

a chart showing steam stats for the game "the gadget twins" the record for concurrent players is two of them around six years ago

i was going to make a joke about checking the concurrent players of the 1992 sega genesis game "the gadget twins" but then i saw that they published it on steam so you can just literally do that i suppose

woke up this morning with a big floating youtube thumbnail arrow with the words "IT WAS ALWAYS HIM" in impact font above my head and also my head is circled and people keep asking me if that's good and i don't know

sometimes i think about how the evil supervillain plan in the motion picture charlie's angels (2000) is to use cutting edge technology to make it so that cellular telephones can track where people are located at any time

Baby Brawler, with Topher Florence, Vanessa B, and Pro Kesadia Ash Parrish hosts the blackest episode of Insert Credit yet, with an all-star panel of former guests and contributors.

Ep. 429 - Baby Brawler, with Topher Florence, Vanessa B, and Pro Kesadia

@adashtra.bsky.social hosts the blackest episode yet, with an all-star panel of guests and contributors, @topherflorence.bsky.social, @pleasantlytwstd.blacksky.app, and @prokesadia.bsky.social.

insertcredit.com/show/429

"yoko taro scripted evangelion" is actually an experiment by the illuminati to try and invent a free energy perpetual motion device powered only by online discourse

"TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story" by splendidland. two bell shaped clay figures of warriors are standing.

i've made a new comic called "TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story".

we were like "not really?" but i guess we said "dope" and "my bad" and wore saggy jeans so fair enough from a generational perspective

my middle school theater teacher who was a fantastic huge woman who talked like harvey firestein was giddly effusive about the movie clueless the weekend after it came out. she was cracking up talking about "they really exactly nailed you little shits didn't they? don't tell anyone i said shit."

a screenshot of the fictional album "i'm a nerd for ass" by the style boyz featured in the motion picture "popstar: never stop popping"

wait wait wait so what i'm understanding from all this xbox drama is that the microsoft corporation has somehow put "direct x" into some sort of console "box"

the terrifying cover to the video game "Skunny" which I think might be the 7th Skunny game somehow

all the ironic fake 90s platformer mascots like Volvy or Gwimbly seem much more realistic than "Skunny Hardnut" who released like 6 games in one year including a kart racer and a game where he has to kill sadaam hussein