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COYS. Data Scientist.

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Ange tearing into the club hierarchy is the absolute best thing that has happened to us since winning the European championship.

Such an inspiring voice to listen to, and imagine if you had that type of leader in the dressing room motivating the squad.

12.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ange with Europa cup

Ange with Europa cup

Frank with Arsenal espresso cup

Frank with Arsenal espresso cup

The difference in legacy #COYS

11.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tottenham fans, with relegation on the horizon, we have to demand Nuremberg trials for the following:

- Daniel Levy
- the ENIC board
- Vinai
- Lange
- every descendent of Joe Lewis
- automatically sentence Thomas Frank to hard labor for subjecting us to this god awfully shit football.

10.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had so many people telling me last season how the 90s was miserable before ENIC.

How is this any better now? In the 90s at least we had an attacking identity, a talented player to get excited about. Now we have nothing to look forward to, and still get charged the highest fees for this product.

01.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ENIC cares about money. We can force them out through boycotts and mass protests. It will take time but as the club valuation drops, they will be forced to make a decision.

01.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last season, there was a big divide among us on who to blame between Ange or Levy/ENIC.

After this season’s events, we now have an overwhelming consensus on ENIC being the rot. The only path forward is to eradicate them out of the club.

The alternative could be worse but something needs to change.

01.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tottenham fans, take notes

πŸ‘‡

30.01.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at Man United under Carrick. They sacked Amorim midway through the season despite not having a clear alternative. They are #4 in the league now.

25.01.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a 1900% increase

25.01.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the end of the day, if we can’t beat Burnley, West Ham, Wolves or Forest, we may not be able to stay up.

25.01.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That 2% won’t save us if we continue down this trajectory. Look at the rate of change of the odds. We’re about to close the gap with West Ham.

(Chart taken from www.sportsbettingdime.com/soccer/futur...)

25.01.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Thomas Frank is NOT sacked, what is your realistic expectation for the rest of the season? Do you trust him to keep us out of relegation?

25.01.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are getting relegated. We have no one to blame but ourselves for putting a gooner up top.

24.01.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5 defenders against Burnley. Tel is one of our best attackers and on the bench. This is a choice by the manager.

24.01.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If true, that defeats the purpose of Lange’s presence. We know from Tel’s situation with Bayern last January that he is not a good negotiator either. Also why even have a data modeling team if we’re getting players off of good vibes.

23.01.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To say that I’m disappointed in Lange would be a massive understatement. He is an embarrassment to the Data Science community for how bad our recruitment strategy has been under his data model.

23.01.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we? back to back?

21.01.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now he is even gaslighting about the weather πŸ˜‚

19.01.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Isn’t this you from this time last year implying 15th place is unacceptable no matter the circumstances, and the solution is to find a manager with a new system for these players?

18.01.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t comprehend how Lange gets to have a say in this instead of being sacked before TF

17.01.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Progressive passes and progressive carries 😬

17.01.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder that we are living in this cursed timeline because of Daniel Levy. This is entirely his legacy.

17.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This image will haunt us forever for when we go from European champions to relegation in one season.

17.01.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He brought Bergvall on at the 90th minute just for a long throw in. This by itself should be a sackable offense.

17.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you still support Thomas Frank by this point, you are secretly a gooner. Unless you’re Vinai Venkatesham

17.01.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

West Ham seem more organized and better coached than us.

17.01.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Low ticket sales. Organized protests outside of the stadium. Early walkouts when we play like shit. Camera catching masses of empty seats. Booing the board and the manager after final whistle, don’t boo the players.

These will help the decision makers up top better understand β€œcalm and sensible”.

16.01.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also another good option. As long as he can monitor the squad closely so he can decide who gets to stay or leave in the summer.

12.01.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I can compromise on that. And yes dreaming is free.

12.01.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let him take over now with no pressure for the rest of the season, and equip him with 6 months of data from now to the summer to make optimal transfer decisions.

12.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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