Kevin McCaffrey

“Why Mamdani Winning the Election Could Be Bad for Mamdani” - NYC media

Have any comics thought of recording themselves in 4K asking if two people in the crowd are “dating” or “together” and then following it with zero jokes whatsoever? Seems like it could be big

I’m a traditional conservative. I care about things all traditional conservatives care about. The Super Bowl halftime show. Women’s swimming. Mexican people I see at the grocery store. They might not even be Mexican. Could be Italian, or even like a hard Greek, but either way I’m calling the cops

“Dedication Night” on dancing with the stars. Rumor is one of the Mormon Housewives is gonna do a samba in honor of Charlie Kirk

There Will Never Be Another 'WTF With Marc Maron' | Defector I heard Marc Maron announce he was ending his podcast the way that I imagine he’d’ve wanted me to—while walking through my neighborhood in Los Angeles, through wired headphones, just a little too hopp...

Really nice piece here defector.com/there-will-n...

Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.

Tfw Kershaw sees two men holding hands

Hahah 🙏

Reclusive hair, more like

Comic friend of mine in first class while I’m in Comfort+. Devastating demonstration of career failure on my part

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to ALISON BOSHOFF

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

(48 year old parent of 3 after making a mortgage payment)
TAYLOR’S LYRICS AREN’T DOING IT FOR ME!

Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised

“I’m kind of sarcastic” = “I’m not funny but I will frequently say something that seems unnecessarily mean”

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised

I think I’d have more time for the Charlie K pearl clutching and the “how dare Luigi” folks if those weren’t the same people who shrugged off police killing innocent people by saying “hey we all do an oopsy sometimes!”

I make most of my money from comedy, and the rest from betting against James Franklin in big games

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.

At a bar in a college town and the drink orders sound like QBs calling audibles. “Double mango tango, #3. Mango tango. Spicy Pete! 2 spicy Pete!”

I’m a big enough late night history nerd that I successfully predicted a Jack Paar shout out with Kimmel’s “as I was saying…” opener. I am dork

Bill Maher was literally born before interstate highways existed and he hosts a show called “Club Random” and wears shirts that just say “Weed” on it. Maybe we don’t have to worry about him as a serious intellect anymore

Have never been more disconnected. Glad to not have to regularly talk about them anymore. Wish about 10 of them the best

Shout out to Democratic fundraising strategy, that took the format of scammer texts, but tweaked it to make every single one longer than The Catcher In The Rye

(Audio file of my wife sighing) @grok what does this mean

Guess he also said something about Charlie Kirk

McLaughlin pointed to the sky after missing that field goal, which actually makes it look like he’s blaming god. “You did this”

I have a friend from the south who thinks every saying is unique to the south. “In the south we have a saying, all’s well that ends well.” That’s not regional. That’s a basic nothingism. You’re just saying words

Honestly, this isn’t the place to say something so divisive as “go birds”