Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet attend the 2026 Oscars
Have you ever seen your wife and Timotei Chalomet in the same room at the same time
Whichever lesbian is tallest sits to the right of the male host. Honestly, I don't know what happened to etiquette in this country.
Here’s a portion of the clip as it’s too big for BSky
The only good argument for the other place
There is absolutely no way that Sabrina Carpenter is a human-passing shoebill, I refuse to believe it.
Nearly jumped out of my seat in the cinema during the bear attack
I can't help but get so upset and angry about the things he says. He's truly evil.
If I had a tenth of your abilities I'd spend all day admiring my own work like Patrick Bateman flexing in the mirror during sex
When I'm in my 60s I'm probably going to be working alongside people raised by AI and it's going to be nuts
Me taking power: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me governing: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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I think this would make everyone happy:
£5: Ant and Dec
£10: Nicholas Lyndhurst
£20: Martin Clunes
£50: Alison Hammond
This is Adrian Chiles' world and we're all just living in it
Weonard Wimoy actually starred in an episode of Star Trek
Hate it when this happens
Excuse me can Valencia be quiet please Morrissey is trying to sleep
Congratulations, great news
The only thing I know about astrophysics is that all stars were created by Superman out of balloons
The reason the media are going after Zack Polanski:
His opposition to Israel's genocide & Iran war
The media is not your friend
let's compromise and do an anti-woke beaver. maybe he could have a little swastika armband. then everyone would be happy
You know what image would be perfect for British bank notes
So you're telling me I should be worse. Gotcha, on it.
Given that there are four British bank notes, the £5, £10, £20 and £50, isn't the obvious solution to feature each of the Spice Girls? Post May '98 obvs. Geri can go on the pound coin.
Governments failing to define what "social media" is should alert us to the fact that we've all spent decades talking meaningless half baked marketing Newspeak
I was just looking at a world map. Has New Zealand always been so far from Australia? They're a 1000 miles apart apparently? That's like going from Glasgow to Warsaw. When did that happen?
It's crazy that in 2026 the media are still treating Trump's most offhand, flippant lies as credible truths.
