Dan Sweryt

#SomethingIWrote
#Nationwide now offering 30-year #mortgages for #1stClassStamps

BBC Radio 4 - The Naked Week, Series 4, War, Law, and Operation Amol Rajan We go to war, flout the law, and launch Operation Amol Rajan.

And Number 2 it's the start of a new series of The Naked Week on BBC Radio 4 at 6.30pm. With a focus on the big news story of the week, Amol Rajan.

(yeah still with @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me)

#TheNakedWeek

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Breaking the News - Felicity Ward, Mark Nelson, Kathleen Hughes and James Gardner - BBC Sounds Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.

Here's two recommendations for you this Friday, especially as they both feature stuff by us. Number 1: This week's episode of Breaking the News is now up on BBC Sounds.
#BtN #BreakingTheNews

(us being @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me)

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

#SomethingIWrote
#DonaldTrump awarded #FIFA War Prize

Breaking the News - Jay Lafferty, Robin Ince, Sam Lake and Amanda Hursy - BBC Sounds Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.

Here's this week's episode of #BreakingTheNews featuring some stuff by us!
( @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me)

Breaking the News - Jay Lafferty, Robin Ince, Sam Lake and Amanda Hursy - BBC Sounds share.google/JYE1MpBLC8Ce...

And both cassettes are included! Ravage and Laserbeak!

Odd that you notice that and not Bumblebee looking over his shoulder!

I never had this one but wanted him. Couldn't find him anywhere. And couldn't afford him anyway 😭

Lego build of Soundwave, communications director of the Decepticons

Just built this and realised #Soundwave was the #Transformers version of Stringer Bell

I'm not scared of AI taking over at least until the car's neurotic seat belt system can tell the difference between a full-size person and a four-pint of milk.

Breaking the News - Gareth Waugh, Ria Lina, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd and Val McDermid - BBC Sounds Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.

If you missed it here's yesterday's episode of #BreakingTheNews And the first part of the episode will tell you what major news story broke during the recording.
(And features stuff by @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and myself)
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Netflix notification of 'Quiz' but the photo has been placed incorrectly so you can only see half the U then I, Z of the title

Netflix recommends 'Jiz' apparently

The Skewer - Series 15 - 5. This Charming Mandelson - BBC Sounds This Charming Mandelson.

Savour and enjoy this week's episode of #TheSkewer as it will be the last one for a while.
And it includes our latest ever submission for the show, less than 10 hours before broadcast.
(with @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social )
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Here you go, Mike!

BBC news website story screenshot entitled 'To government figures to be forced to hand over messages with Mandelson'

WhatsApp servers currently crashing with all the deletions going on at the moment

Nominive Determinism

Three people who have clearly never met before

A rare in-person meeting of Cooper Mawhinney-Sweryt! Enjoying the hospitality at the Dead Ringers 25th Anniversary Tour last night.
(With @stucooper1.bsky.social and @swerytd.bsky.social )

The Skewer - Series 15 - 4. The Jaws of Andy Burnham - BBC Sounds Rylan takes Keir Starmer dating naked, and we open the jaws of Andy Burnham.

Very slow off the mark (it's been one of those weeks) but here's the latest episode of #TheSkewer featuring a couple of things from us including Trump the Joker.

(With @stucooper1.bsky.social and @swerytd.bsky.social )

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Just been reminded of that time Carlos Alcaraz was in 'Cuckoo'.

BREAKING: Reform voters are 'not stupid' but will definitely be voting for the same people who royally fucked everything up last time but now wear light blue rosettes instead.

The Skewer - Series 15 - 3. Greenland, Traitors, and Trump - BBC Sounds Greenland, Traitors, and Trump.

Here is this week's episode of #TheSkewer which features a little something from us about the Greatest Showman Farage and his circus of freaks. (The sound team have done an INCREDIBLE job with the music for it)
(with @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social )
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Least healthy food grain option coming on for #Arsenal

The pamphlet is very much the 'Accept All Cookies' of the medicine box world

Is their motto

If it ain't Woke don't fix it

😆

BREAKING: #Conservatives to rebrand as #Reform to save time on defections

BREAKING: Party ahead in the polls now just same as party that fucked everything up in the first place

The Skewer - Series 15 - 2. ICE, ICE, baby - BBC Sounds Jon Holmes remixes the news into a satirical comedy concept album.

If you missed #TheSkewer last night you can catch it again here. Contains some stuff by us including a little Lego brick building.
(with @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social )
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BREAKING: #LiamRosenior expecting to be fired by #Chelsea after 'below par 4 minutes' in first game

BREAKING: National Lottery to run weekly 'Be #ManUtd Manager' game