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Voted β€œmostly likely to be the Zodiac killer” 3 years running He/him πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 18+

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Fungalfaggot
Self-care phrases to boost your confidence

1. this shit ain't nothin to me man
2. I'll fucking kill you
3.  β€’β€’

Fungalfaggot Self-care phrases to boost your confidence 1. this shit ain't nothin to me man 2. I'll fucking kill you 3. β€’β€’

01.11.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 437    πŸ” 223    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

He already haunts my heart!! 🀍

01.11.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greatest city on the planet

31.10.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ohmg in your Crash era fr (glad you’re okay bestie!!)

29.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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UK furry event founder and outed zoosadist ring member is still running events 7 years later. SERIES: Who runs your community? Five stories about predators with powerful friends in fandom. No consequences for participating in the worst crime ring to ever emerge in fandom. A series of intern…

Evil makes itself at home when people do nothing.
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23.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8
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ROOM SIGN COMMISSIONS
30 GBP PER PERSON

Confuzzled, Scotiacon and NFC have all now opened reg and room allocation so starting to offer these again! Can be printed and delivered in person at your nearest meet or at the con! Also offered digitally for American/other conventions.

DM for details!

14.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn thats crazy, anyway stream GOD DID!!

16.10.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

15.10.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apple qouting me Β£320 to do a total replacement of my phone only for it to be a battery connector that they fucked up

12.10.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dogs are technically not allowed to drive, but that doesn't mean they won't try to anyways

Comm for @altairseraad.bsky.social! Thank you again!

07.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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More halloween icons, this time for @altairseraad.bsky.social and @chipdog.net !

I'm still open for these, 40 pounds for both together!!

01.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He’s my frog boyf I kiss him alot but he doesn’t turn human, will keep trying!!!

01.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ribbit ribbit, wait woof woof

πŸͺ„ @chipdog.net
🎨 @venicedogs.bsky.social

01.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*points PISS PHONE!!!

27.09.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing beats cuddles and a beautiful view!!

21.09.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing beats cuddles and a beautiful view!!

21.09.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
hat that says "if you're not masturbating to me I can only assume you're masturbating against me"

hat that says "if you're not masturbating to me I can only assume you're masturbating against me"

14.08.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6030    πŸ” 1808    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 111
Sketch of an old volvo 240

Sketch of an old volvo 240

Ovlov

02.09.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of a skeleton lifting weights with text. The text reads, "Microsoft is a corporation that turns 'Microsoft CEO claims 30% of its new code is written by AI' into 'Windows 11 Update KB5063878 Reportedly Causing SSD Failures.'"

An image of a skeleton lifting weights with text. The text reads, "Microsoft is a corporation that turns 'Microsoft CEO claims 30% of its new code is written by AI' into 'Windows 11 Update KB5063878 Reportedly Causing SSD Failures.'"

I just wish Windows 11 was not AI-ridden.

31.08.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2219    πŸ” 907    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 49

'Sun Bleached Flies' Hitting its crescendo as the edible kicks in probably the closest you can get to god

01.09.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me and pookie bear if they weren’t in my imagination

29.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw a bunch of butterflies on the buddleia so got the camera out πŸ’œ

25.08.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the snacks though!! Love a good post nap arm to eat!

27.08.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn, how long was I asleep?

27.08.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The time where your dignity was intact has long since passed

12.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ohmg Amicus move your big dumb ass out the way

12.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@chipdog.net I know your tall, but I'm not that short 😭

🧡 @cassiuscrafts.com

08.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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