I'm kind of surprised that amwaycoin hasn't taken off.

Mark Rycroft is well on his way to becoming David Crosby.

I'm sure there's a great story about how Brock Boeser got third star tonight with zero goals, zero assists, 3 shots on goal and winning 20% from the dot, but then again, maybe it's not that great of a story.

Lot of people going out of their way tomorrow to express their displeasure with the Los Angeles professional hockey team.

Caps rubbing it in against Minny. Not sure about the Wild this year, but Caps doing pretty convincing work to get rid of any idea that last year was a fluke.

Caps outshooting the Wild 40-12 with 7 minutes left in the game. Ouch.

Damn, I'm old school. Before that grand slam, I was thinking he should bunt.

This is a big moment. Absolutely HUGE!!! MASSIVE point in our franchise's history. Who should we put in to pitch?

Little.

I know, fantasy hockey blah blah blah, but I drafted both Kucherov and Quinn Hughes, which guarantees that Mackinnon and Makar have one fewer competitor for the Hart and Norris this season.

Why ... why would you give Raleigh anything even remotely hittable?

Holy shit, Dane Cook is still touring. I thought he popped smoke and disappeared for good.

*I came by this knowledge by watching the Caps/Wild hockey game on the Wild stream. So, congrats Minnesota on hosting him.

This is literally an average of more than $100M per year difference for yearly salaries between the left part of the graph and right part of the graph.

LOL, Pirates and Angels.

I'm glad my favorite sport has a salary cap and floor instead of this completely non-competitive mess.

Answering a phone call is like sanskrit. It's a dead language. Even contractors know to text when they're on their way for an appointment because nobody answers their phone because of shit like this.

The new dogs are both rabbit chasers, which makes our walks around the neighborhood much less fun because we come across at least 3 or 4 rabbits each time. I'm definitely Team Elmer Fudd at this point.

That's the carrot, yes. That's why my agent is annually wanting me to install Big Brother into my car, to save the $10 a month.

Oh, absolutely. Hell, my car is only a year old so I'm sure Mazda is watching me with its own satellite at all times. But if it's their choice to pay for my driving data, then they can pony up for it. It won't happen voluntarily.

My insurance agent is having a really hard time grasping the concept that I will allow a monitoring device in my car the day hell freezes over.

McDavid giving up the point-blank shot in favor of Troy Stetcher is a choice.

Did someone order a Canadian Special?

There are some who say Scott Stevens' jock strap is still in the rafters to this day.

Plumber: "I'm afraid you have a a main sewer line blockage, which is leading to these backups and unsanitary conditions. We're going to need to dig up the line and determine the exact spot of the blockage, and maybe replace the whole line."

RFK Jr.:

Feel like a lot of KISS is going to be played in NHL arenas tonight.

Without Ace Frehley around, there's no one to scare off the pterodactyls with the screech of a guitar. Christmas is doomed.

Columbus coming into this game with a 50% PK, so expect the Avs power play to get fully shut down there because of course that will happen.

Picking Devon Toews with his first of the year and first of the game tonight for #AvsPsychic.

She forgot that I drink baby blood for sustenance and hang toiletpaper in the underhand instead of overhand fashion.

Maybe don't sign a player that makes you have to put out a statement like this

What a wonderful office environment this will create.

Postapocalyptic DJ

The 2022 run had some absolute gems. Dave Foley's face in the post-apocalyptic DJ sketch is now an almost daily feeling for me.