Joshua Erlich

“As someone who is a Ephebophile”

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

I've seen enough: James Talarico (D) wins the #TXSEN Dem primary.

Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

seems to be whenever he’s doing a big announcement or some other nonsense

completely serious about this. you’ll see zero or close to zero Newsom fans in @coachfinstock.bsky.social’s replies to his anti-Newsom post (despite him having a big, CA based account) because the fake Newsom supporters aren’t out right now.

yup

you won’t get too much pushback on this because we’re in a lull between bot deployments

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

man the 70s were wild

I mostly think it’s funny when replies are limited to followers and people complain. pay the toll!

i’m sorry, a dogwalker and a guy named Footlik??

thank you to @thorbenson.bsky.social and @evanbernick.bsky.social without whom I could not have stolen the necessary screenshots

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huge news for Caitlyn

there’s almost nothing on earth I love more than a place that knows my order

nw: THE CARS THAT ATE PARIS (1974) for the first time, what I presume is the first movie in the CARS franchise

the good news is that it always works

you know how far you have to lumber to go from under a bridge to above the rim?

aged ham hardest hit

ok so we had:

we struck first because israel was about to strike and that strike would have created retaliatory strikes against the US (?) so it was defensive insofar as the conditions for the need for defense were maybe about to happen

and now:

i mean, if that's not an AI chatbot, nothing is

the only thing this is missing is loyalty points

in a Maximum Bluesky moment, one of the one hundred thousand medievalists on the website is going to jump in to tell me which crusades actually weren’t supported by popes

the boys in R&D finally figured out how to do a crusade the pope hates

I think that’s technically a turkey

hop in boys we’re doing a crusade

川 CN World Subscribe WORLD › MIDDLE EAST • 3 MIN READ Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, military says UPDATED 13 HR AGO V By Haley Britzky, Helen Regan, Eyad Kourdi, Isaac Yee, Teele Rebane, Lucas Lilieholm

so, at minimum, we’re at 3 fighter jets and a drone shot down by mistake this calendar year?

I remember having some trouble finding it the last time I looked but I 100% remember it

there was a whole news cycle in Trump I about Trump forgetting his name