Joshua Erlich

Teddy Ruxxxpin

I would die on the spot if someone who worked for me ever talked about me like this

fucking Vindman

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

[in the negative zone] jerry yes

Turning Point USA, the youth movement Kirk founded in 2012, said in a statement that it supported the right to free speech, “including that of private employers to determine when a bright line has been crossed and an employee deserves to be terminated.”

Weird how conservatives didn't mention all those years that they think it's fine to fire people for their beliefs! What an unfortunate misunderstanding we've had around this. Oh well!

campaign slogan dropped

The DOJ Subpoenaed Patient Info From a Gender-Affirming Care Clinic. It Fought Back. A Washington judge quashed the Trump administration's attempt to subpoena patient information from the telehealth practice QueerDoc—but the fight may not be over.

NEW: Trump's DOJ sent a subpoena to a gender-affirming care clinic seeking information on patients, including minors, and its insurance billing practices. The clinic—which doesn't even take insurance—fought the demand in court and won.
Read @garnethenderson.com in @autonomynews.co

nah

this “etc” might be the most disrespectful thing I’ve ever seen

you know they had to have an emergency zoom about whether they were gonna ban The Onion today and I think that’s beautiful

folks

Autocorrect bar "Bakednfu" Baked fuck Baked funny

chat I was typing The Naked Gun

Clay the cat, close up of his face

Callie in her bed

flanked by my associates

amy this is v funny

rural broadband! i want to assure you this man hates you if you don't live in a city. hates. thinks you're dumb as shit. i'd say he appreciates your vote but he doesn't. he just fucking hates you.

The Federalists!

seriously

i did! there's nothing on the website about thanksgiving unfortunately

so my favorite baker is farmer's market only and i'm trying to figure out how to bring their stuff to thanksgiving when the latest i can buy it is the Sunday before and i think i just have to admit this is a battle against linear time that i cannot win

The screengrab below is nuts. "This officer was so indiscriminate about shooting protesters that plaintiff, as a matter of law, cannot demonstrate he was targeted in retaliation for his First Amendment activity."

DO WE NOT SEE THE PROBLEM HERE

enraged that you went back to this and I had to see this pun twice

4. But that second indictment was never presented to or voted on by the grand jury

Instead, the foreperson and Halligan signed it, and it was handed up in open court.

The result is that the operative indictment in the Comey case is one that the grand jury did not actually vote on.

I have a client whose name scans to Funky Cold Medina and it drives me nuts

Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.

staring at a vienhokey: we're all trying to find the guy that did this

a vienna sausage in a hot dog in a turkey

i just ... i can't

i'm sorry but in this house we believe in consent

[to the tune of john the revelator] king of ventilators