Joshua Erlich

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

I almost used this one. my hair is a huge.

it’s huge. I had a haircut four days before this pic.

little hesitant here bc I don’t want to downplay how much safer you are if you’re white, but folks this woman was Norwegian. her whiteness didn’t save her. if you think you are completely safe from this regime due to who you are, you’re wrong.

oh, I know this one. neither is a good ideas. don’t do those things.

impossible task or not, getting people out to the polls was her job. why she failed, or if she ever had any chance, is a different question.

it was a pretty nice Italian place, especially by 90s standards, before everyone learned how to cook

a grown ass waiter tried to fight me when I was 15 years old and even I’m shocked by this one

oh

yeah it looks good at this size, better than I expected. appreciate the nudge.

jthvacation is killing me

folks we’ve pretty much hit the peak of Epstein/Star Wars jokes right here

considering she keeps misgendering Parker, I think that’s likely

1, 2, or 3?

100%

Newsom is a creature without morals or beliefs. if he’s saying this, his internal polling indicates it’s the popular thing to say. you add in a couple of years of war and $6 gas … I think there’s a good chance this comes true.

now, do I want to ask this man a follow up question about jews? no, I would not.

a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature

while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.

I get it

first, doing this in Jesse’s mentions is what he deserves so I like it.

but yeah, the goddamn show isn’t linear. it’s insane that it’s made that way. I know those lists are out there and I’ll do it at some point.

tfw the relationship is special

brother, I’d rather be in the files than say this on bluesky (also, cartoons good, although I haven’t made it through the billion episodes of Clone Wars, and haven’t tried in years)

first, I said it was her job to motivate, not that she did a bad job.

second, she did a bad job.

still recovering from what I learned about Yaddle

The Jabba Files are on Bondi’s desk, that’s what she said, and still the Imperial Senate has only agreed to release a fraction of them, all heavily edited. We’re just going to pretend this isn’t a problem?

“Salacious was a +1 at the wedding” smdh, listen to yourself.

release the jabba files

among the reasons they act with impunity is that you cannot sue these people for what they’re doing. civil liability doesn’t just fix everything magically but it would certainly help.

yeah, I tend to think this is veiled Islamophobia in that people like her have been shouted out of blaming everything on Dearborn so now it’s oops no agency, nothing could have been done

but it’s definitely their job to take donor calls and side with tech assholes and I guess whoever wants that will naturally vote for her (womp womp)