Joshua Erlich joshuaerlich - Bluesky Statics

a non-zero chance someone outs themselves as using classified information for their gambling addiction in their own lawsuit. can’t wait.

01.03.2026 16:05 — 👍 94 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

folks we’re going to see some wild litigation between the world’s worst people

01.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 182 🔁 29 💬 4 📌 0

my cat after he knocks over a glass of water:

01.03.2026 15:53 — 👍 48 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

so, like, he had a heart attack when he heard about the bombs? or nah?

01.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 88 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

Only took a day

01.03.2026 13:39 — 👍 434 🔁 99 💬 16 📌 0

I’m just gonna take some time and sit with this information

01.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

to just say 1980 with your whole chest as if you aren’t making it up lol

01.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

always thought that was an intentional decision in the redesign from a while ago. insane that you can’t see who wrote an op ed with the paywall.

01.03.2026 13:15 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you couldn’t waterboard this out of me

01.03.2026 13:14 — 👍 60 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

lol

01.03.2026 13:13 — 👍 60 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

01.03.2026 08:39 — 👍 16692 🔁 3256 💬 424 📌 358

metaphor notwithstanding, I’m rooting for the tiger

01.03.2026 05:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

absolutely love this dude

01.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fool’s errand, that guy can really go

01.03.2026 05:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh sure, no complaints from me

01.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just covered in coal wondering what I’m doing with my life

01.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

buddy … good work

01.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s wild how everywhere it is here. the gas station near my place sells giant bags of injera.

01.03.2026 04:45 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

made me think of Luke and Yoda in the opening scene and yea I’ll be mad at you for a minute

01.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

in your lackey era

01.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

resting fire marshal bill face

01.03.2026 04:02 — 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1

Uncle Jimmy’s Bible Bonkers

01.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 53 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

uncle baby billy lookin mfer

01.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 91 🔁 3 💬 9 📌 0

a fucking wallet inspector’s dream

01.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 123 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Watching an old horror movie where the characters discover a secret passage way in a home they've lived in all their lives.

How.

I walk the perimeter of an Airbnb to make sure the outside dimensions match the inside ones before I settle in.

Who is being foolish now, @joshuaerlich.bsky.social.

01.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 58 🔁 3 💬 8 📌 0

jesus christ

01.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 208 🔁 47 💬 7 📌 2

[slaps the roof of my MRAP] this bad boy can fight on so many fronts

28.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

probably more of a bofa thing

28.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what’s weird is that I’m pretty much 100% sure the picture is AI but the account wasn’t acting like a bot. she limited replies and then blocked a ton of people. not what you’d expect from a bot here to sow chaos.

28.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Erin Brown @nutrixopus.bsky.social Because I don't see it the same way you do and neither do the people of Minnesota. Do you plan to vote for Democrats or Republicans in November? 4:50 PM • Feb 28, 2026

oh no erin come back we were having so much fun

28.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 197 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 0

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