Last Night I Dreamt 😴

Last night I dreamt that I told my mother exactly what I think of her and my father

last night I dreamt Joe Exotic was trying to kill me.

Last night I dreamt I was being romantically pursued by Fee Waybill.

LNID that I was a competitive gymnast. I had a nemesis, played by a Julia Stilea lookalike, and I was mean as hell to her.

(2/2) and none of them would let me go to the nurse's office and I eventually just had to push my way through and run there for a Band-Aid. 🤷‍♀️ Weird right?

Last night I dreamt that I was in school again and Dr Bill Masters as portrayed by Michael Sheen was a guest speaker in my class! And it was part musical! But then I cut my finger on a pencil sharpener and was starting to bleed really bad and drip everywhere but the teachers got really mad (1/2)

Last night I dreamt that I was in an episode of Lucifer where he was taking me and some friends to camp to become Christian missionaries who were also animorphs. Then fighter jets came in and bombed us.

#LastNightIDreamed I was some manner of hobby race car driver. Each driver was assigned a floor of a tall building and talked smack like Ricky Bobby. I was very good at smack talk and there was a murder plot, so I had to sneak to the 1st floor to escape and felt like a coward.

#LastNightIDreamt I was in a big hotel that was more like a haunted house & was somehow also an orphanage. I fell in love with a baby girl named Chloe & decided to adopt her, but I didn’t like “Chloe” & wanted to change her name. The PTB did not approve and I woke up sad bc the orphanage said no

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Well hello there! 😴

This is a brand new account to chronicle the weirdness of my own dreams and commiserate with others! Tag us or send a pm to submit 😴