Haley

Scared shitless about this publishing thing, ngl

I need to be more present here and less on my fandom account 🫠

!!!!

Psst… anybody wanna help my kid?

Your bff is probably pretty great but @stinamay.bsky.social learned to do nails so I wouldn’t have to go back to the shopping center where the Incident happened until I was ready and that is why I win the bff lottery 💛

Psst… anybody wanna help my kid?

Sen. Tim Kaine tells federal employees to ignore Trump’s offer to quit with pay for months. “Don’t be fooled. He’s tricked hundreds of people with that offer. If you accept that offer and resign he’ll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn’t have any authority to do this.”

Yeah, I didn’t put it in W&C, I don’t think. It was brutal, tbh

I’m going to be slinging Girl Scout cookies starting tomorrow! If you’d like to support a genderqueer scout in an LGBT friendly troop, watch this space! 🍪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

She later tried to say she never said that and act like nothing happened

I don’t have all of them, but hubs 🏴‍☠️

Imagine being told by your mother that she and your father don’t want to spend Christmas with you because your father thinks you suck as a human.

I don’t have to imagine, as of yesterday.

Fuck Mitch McConnell.

@geoduck.bsky.social

Hooray for a new platform to harass you on!! 💛

Gorgeous. Just gorgeous.

Centrists Believe Hitler Will Moderate Views if Given Responsibility --Brooklyn Eagle, 26 Aug 1932

From 1932

Dear 15,
When I said I’d watch Deadpool and Wolverine with you this weekend, I did not, in any way, mean I’d do so at 7:30 Sunday morning. Sorry.
Love, Mama

Aren’t you the one who doesn’t like leggings as pants? Or am I mistaken?

Don’t be mad @chipperdale.bsky.social 😂

It’s a leggings-as-pants sort of day. In part because I need to keep icing my stupid knee.

My addiction to a sense of accomplishment should be studied

13 had a fit to get these gel clings. Now I get why. 🤦🏻‍♀️

It’s soooo good. Also about 8,000 calories each 😅

Congratulations to me on being named “the worst mother in the world” by 13 after she was asked to hang up six things. Another big congrats to me for “having every day off and no real work to do” bc I’m a stay at home mother. Big day for me!

Chicken smothered in creamed spinach, bacon, and sautéed mushrooms

I’d wife me. I’d wife me so hard.

Kitchen’s clean, btw. All there is to do is for the kids to load the dishwasher.

I’m a domestic goddess. /lh /hj

Apropos of everything Trump…

Reiterating that there are more Gazans here and they are more persistent in posting their links because there has essentially been no flour in all of South Gaza for well over a week. It is also cold. Please treat them how you’d want people to treat you or your family in a famine.

If you think about the vastness of space, & how enormous our galaxy is, & how big our planet is, & how small we are, I'm not really using that many pills

chronically ill & taking so many pills
#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicallyill

Department Of Grifting Enablers, Could Only Inspire Nepotism is the real name please share widely