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There are two wolves inside me. But one is a cannibal so this situation will resolve itself shortly.

Not to brag but I just got my latest pension statement and as long as I retire in 1997 my retirement should be extremely comfortable.

He said, "When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"

He lied

But what's worse-he didn't even TRY to lower prices

Instead, almost as soon he got into office, he started hitting people with tariffs-making things infinitely worse

Ah that makes sense. Right on. That’s way cooler lol

FOX: Pritzker has asked you specifically to pause immigration enforcement operations in Chicago so kids can safety celebrate Halloween. Do you have any plans to alter activity tomorrow?

NOEM: No. We're gonna be out on the streets in full force and increase our activities to make sure kids are safe.

I completely understand the ennui experienced by the average person in our modern age but it's very funny to be like "This sucks I wish I was a farmer in the 1400s"

the reign of the Ethnic Cleansing Hamburglar is so deeply aesthetically offensive

Off topic - there was a French movie back in the 1980s where the protagonist’s cat was named Gris Gris and was wondering if you took your Bluesky handle from that

we're now a hair away from it being "treason" to utter a single critical syllable about Dear Leader on any topic whatsoever

painting of capybaras on a farm seeing ufos

finally!

Day179 of photoshopping @lastweektonight.com's John Oliver with fossils in the hopes that he saves the Paleontological Research Institution

John and Colbert @colbertlateshow.bsky.social (H. sapiens) excited to be photographed with a real Gilboaphyton
Please help #SavePRI! @mpasset.bsky.social 🧪🌲⚒️

I don’t think we should use trillion. $5 trillion doesn’t sound that terrible.

$5,000 billion. Nonsense number.

$5,000,000 million. Absurd.

This is like the All The President's Men scene with the lady they think is a CRP employee but actually works at Gimbel's or something

nobel peace prize nomination application:

1) sent us troops into us cities

2) murdered 51 people (so far)without due process or any attempt of actual legal explanation

3) nuclear bombs

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

I think a lot about the chance we had at the start of COVID to finally become a more compassionate, collectivist nation, and how profoundly we were failed not only by the sociopathic greed of the ruling class but by each other.

It doesn’t mean we won’t get there, but the lost opportunity haunts me.

YouTube video by djbtv No Kings Day Ocean Beach, San Francisco October 18, 2025

Ocean Beach for No Kings Day was LIT y'all.

The Human Banner had a massive turnout and fantastically organized.

Here's the 4 minute video I made from the footage I took at the beach.

[The drone shot used at the end not taken by me].

youtu.be/DpxpGP3FN3Y

a fun thing to consider is that China, and probably Russia, almost certainly have the ability to post from the president's Truth Social account. they just know that they only get to use that *once*.

Labor of love 🫶🏼

You looked spectacular today

Aw thanks so much

@ornerypiglett.bsky.social for your viewing pleasure

YouTube video by djbtv No Kings Day Ocean Beach, San Francisco October 18, 2025

Ocean Beach for No Kings Day was LIT y'all.

The Human Banner had a massive turnout and fantastically organized.

Here's the 4 minute video I made from the footage I took at the beach.

[The drone shot used at the end not taken by me].

youtu.be/DpxpGP3FN3Y

Ronald Reagan said it. #NoKings tomorrow 10/18

bsky.app/profile/mark...

like all the cardinals that were out in the Vatican streets hissing that Francis wasn't a legitimate pope are the kind of people who vibe with Opus Dei

they took Francis saying "okay no more human trafficking" like a personal attack

Not gonna lie toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority

In retrospect, perhaps trusting all of the government's systems and data to Elon Musk and his band of 20-year-old cybercriminals was not the smartest move.

The founders assumed a guy like Trump would come along. They never assumed a congress would so willingly give up their power

This arch thing is bat shit loonery

Penn rejects White House proposal for special funding treatment With the decision, Penn becomes the third university to decline the offer.

PENN IS OUT! That means both institutions that signed prior agreements with the administration have said no. We're at 3 rejections.

I told y'all once the second one hit yesterday, the clock started for the rest.

www.thedp.com/article/2025...