Jon Eaves

Jon Eaves

@joneaves.bsky.social

Programmer/creator of Bouncy Castle Cryptography. Builder of software, teacher of developers. 'pewsey' on most gaming platforms Returning to cycling. Dad of George and Otto. Contains lethal doses of hyperbole. he/him.

286 Followers 234 Following 1,216 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 hour ago

One of the bigger issues is the very large list of disclaimers that "this report may miss things, bad luck". Like dudes, this is why I'm paying you. Most of the significant post-purchase costs I've encountered aren't covered by those reports anyway.

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4 hours ago

We need to normalize making millionaires too scared to express a political opinion.

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1 day ago

LLM centrism is distinct from people who work in the field and are excited about specific applications while recognizing its limitations, the difference is subtle but very, very important

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1 day ago

It actually rules to watch LLM centrism develop in real time. "Ok yes, tech bros are taking things way too far but LLM skeptics are just as silly, surely we can all agree that it's a transformative new technology and we all need to get onboard" and like, bro. Bro. We know who's side you're really on

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21 hours ago

Canavan is a fucking enormous big Australian baby. So, that works out.

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21 hours ago

GST is a regressive tax. The idea of a "consumption" tax is generally weird, because it's a "tax on the economy" which isn't really a good place, because the dragons don't participate in that way. Tax hoarding, not spending. Tax transfers of wealth without economic activity.

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1 day ago

Yes. I use it to "give me a version of this TS thing in Java" - like "google translate", but burning down a rainforest. It's great for that, fuzzy token matching and all. Also good for "we had an incident due to 'this code' - find it in all our repositories". It's bad at "add feature"

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1 day ago

I've been using addons to augment my skills for many years. If this actually worked, I'd onto this faster than an Australian F1 driver into the wall.

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1 day ago

Is that Shooter McKenzie sporting a leadership showdown spray tan?

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3 days ago

Bellsy. Can play.

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3 days ago

I'm expected to believe now that businesses who are using "AI" extensively in their software development processes are keeping it a secret?

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3 days ago

If you want to see some guy from Melbourne with an Italian name write-off his car it's not hard. Happens all the time.

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7 months ago

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

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4 days ago

Can play.

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4 days ago

They're fucking idiots to start with, and then no idea what they're doing with a drunk automation robot

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4 days ago
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How I Dropped Our Production Database and Now Pay 10% More for AWS I’m working on expanding the AI Shipping Labs website and wanted to migrate its current version from static GitHub Pages to AWS.

More of the people posting things that I would take to my grave if I was this fucking careless and dumb. alexeyondata.substack.com/p/how-i-drop...

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4 days ago

Superb. No notes.

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5 days ago

I demand Charlize Theron marry me but here we are 🤷🏻‍♀️

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5 days ago

This wins the internet today.

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5 days ago

You summoned me?

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6 days ago

Self important people getting their fee-fee all knotted is serious. Makes them all sad, and we can't have that

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

Just been talking with a mate about "AI mandates at their work". So, to actually get work done, and to "appease" they wrote some python scripts to do the actual work. Then, they wrote some Claude skills to call the python scripts when they needed to execute them.

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1 week ago

David Boon has entered the chat.

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1 week ago

Yup. Post-truth society. It's been going on for a lot longer than people recognise. Social media is not the cause, it's just (amusingly) democratised disinformation. I think about what I was taught growing up, and I'm horrified at how "white truth" it was slanted. Just astounding.

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1 week ago

Go you good thing! They did a study about this in some wild socialist country (like Norway) where they found that if the other person perceived you were walking faster towards them than they were walking, they would yield.

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1 week ago

Yup. It was a pretty cool infograph that showed all of that. Like 1979-ish it started (possibly before tbh). Showed the "date", the "reporter" and the "time to nukes" and it has consistently been 2m or less for 40 years. Manufacturing consent at its finest.

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1 week ago

Somebody posted a timeline a week? ago showing the "reports" for the last ~20 years of "country we didn't like that has mostly brown people in it" is "within 1 week of nuclear weapons". It was very, very sobering and shows the underlying rationale pretty clearly.

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1 week ago

I joke a little bit here, but for a long time I've discussed with teams if we care if meteorites hit the DC, and what that means for our resiliency.

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1 week ago
Michael Stanclift (@vmstan@vmst.io) AWS reporting that ME-Central-1 (UAE) is having an “operational issue” after it was “impacted by objects” 🤔

Quickly adding "Impacted by objects " to my DR planning.

vmst.io/@vmstan/1161...

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