Self important people getting their fee-fee all knotted is serious. Makes them all sad, and we can't have that
05.03.2026 07:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@joneaves.bsky.social
Programmer/creator of Bouncy Castle Cryptography. Builder of software, teacher of developers. 'pewsey' on most gaming platforms Returning to cycling. Dad of George and Otto. Contains lethal doses of hyperbole. he/him.
Self important people getting their fee-fee all knotted is serious. Makes them all sad, and we can't have that
05.03.2026 07:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just been talking with a mate about "AI mandates at their work". So, to actually get work done, and to "appease" they wrote some python scripts to do the actual work. Then, they wrote some Claude skills to call the python scripts when they needed to execute them.
03.03.2026 05:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0David Boon has entered the chat.
03.03.2026 04:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yup. Post-truth society. It's been going on for a lot longer than people recognise. Social media is not the cause, it's just (amusingly) democratised disinformation. I think about what I was taught growing up, and I'm horrified at how "white truth" it was slanted. Just astounding.
01.03.2026 22:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Go you good thing! They did a study about this in some wild socialist country (like Norway) where they found that if the other person perceived you were walking faster towards them than they were walking, they would yield.
01.03.2026 22:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yup. It was a pretty cool infograph that showed all of that. Like 1979-ish it started (possibly before tbh). Showed the "date", the "reporter" and the "time to nukes" and it has consistently been 2m or less for 40 years. Manufacturing consent at its finest.
01.03.2026 22:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Somebody posted a timeline a week? ago showing the "reports" for the last ~20 years of "country we didn't like that has mostly brown people in it" is "within 1 week of nuclear weapons". It was very, very sobering and shows the underlying rationale pretty clearly.
01.03.2026 22:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I joke a little bit here, but for a long time I've discussed with teams if we care if meteorites hit the DC, and what that means for our resiliency.
01.03.2026 22:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Quickly adding "Impacted by objects " to my DR planning.
vmst.io/@vmstan/1161...
Another rapidly-growing risk with relying on "AI" coding assistants and - well, these days, pretty much any kind of software product - is geopolitics. As users of Claude Code may be about to find out.
28.02.2026 03:29 β π 11 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0My posts need an annoying typo to guarantee they get reposted
28.02.2026 03:13 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 2I'm just so astounded that the "latest technology" is equivalent to 1990's screen scraping of web-pages using cron to schedule and perl to process, but burning down a rain-forest each time.
26.02.2026 21:47 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0AI developers who were willing to cause a hiring crisis and make workers and customers more miserable suddenly shocked their money is coming from unscrupulous military leaders who want just to use it for concentration camps and dubious military strikes.
25.02.2026 20:51 β π 630 π 142 π¬ 23 π 5Rising far-right populism? Festering discontent? Time to give the people what they want: austerity.
25.02.2026 21:19 β π 23 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0
Victoria can't solve the nation's housing crisis alone.
Time for NSW in particular to lift its game.
We've carried that poorly run corrupt jurisdiction for far too long.
Fucking love it when people post things openly that you couldn't get from me via torture. x.com/summeryue0/s...
24.02.2026 01:58 β π 3 π 4 π¬ 2 π 1This canβt be right. All the Very Smart People in the media told me they are just ordinary frustrated mums and dads.
22.02.2026 23:06 β π 15 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
Planes are much faster than trains.
For me, to get to central Edinburgh by train takes about 5 hours.
By plane, about 5 hours.
It's not raw speed that determines how long these things take. It's the constraints on the system.
But also maybe KS3 and KS4 English literature absolutely kill the joy of books by picking irrelevant works (classics!) or pretending that old plays make good reading (verily!). That's how it went for me.
22.02.2026 14:28 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If only there was some well-known book we could read about how the bourgeois always end up siding with the oppressor to save their own skin.
22.02.2026 14:39 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0You can see why conservatives and the Murdoch press are champing at the bit to change the state government
22.02.2026 01:00 β π 12 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0OH: βWhen I was younger, I used to wonder how the dark ages came about, but nowβ¦ *gestures broadly*β
22.02.2026 00:37 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0The weird thing about all of this is, a 15% tariff gobally, on all goods, is just a 15% input cost hike on everything. Tariffs are protectionism for local suppliers, and only works if there's local goods, otherwise it's just pure inflationary.
21.02.2026 23:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, exactly.
21.02.2026 09:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Will not happen to me"
21.02.2026 08:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This has mystified me for a while. Like, I have c-suite people complaining endlessly about the "risk of lock-in" to normally some variant of Unix running in a container, and yet, come LLM coding, it's YOLO time.
21.02.2026 08:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βWeβre not blaming God for this,β said 35-year-old Kristina.
Of course you shouldnβt, Kristina. You should be blaming yourself for being a garbage human who inflicted this on your own son.
But youβre too fucking stupid to do that.
Angry people with guns. How can this go wrong?
21.02.2026 03:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm so sick of the piss weak inevitability argument being made about generative AI. No, you're just lame CEOs who have realised that the entirely fantastical spectre of GenAI gives you an out for being incompetent leaders, disconnected from the rest of humanity.
21.02.2026 02:02 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0