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a Mariah me passa muito a vibe mãe recém divorciada

14.09.2024 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"

Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"

Have a lucky Friday 13th

13.09.2024 11:06 — 👍 11912    🔁 1860    💬 37    📌 53
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Little friend 💛

13.09.2024 16:39 — 👍 5130    🔁 1126    💬 50    📌 22
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"

11.09.2024 13:14 — 👍 12980    🔁 2597    💬 107    📌 106
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parece que as pessoas escolhem falar absurdos pra mim nos dias que eu tô mal-humorada

Amanda: imã de dor de cabeça

10.09.2024 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ela é mais talentosa, mais qualificada e mais carismática. o único crime dele foi amar demais as artes e o Troy (todo mundo erra as vezes)

10.09.2024 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this seems to be a place where people like cats
so, this is my baby: Dom Afonso

06.09.2024 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Panel 1: Two praying mantises are walking on a grassy field. One mantis named Timmy, wearing a backward cap and carrying a backpack, says, "Hey, Sally? Are you a praying mantis, too?" Panel 2: The second mantis, identified as Sally, with flower-like hair and also carrying a backpack, responds, "Yeah. Why?" The background shows a warm, orange sky. Panel 3: Timmy, looking at Sally with a wide smile, says, "Because you look drop-dead gorgeous!" The background has a red circular pattern. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a park bench where the first mantis is sitting next to a ladybug with glasses. The mantis, looking downcast, says, "She said, she respects me too much to rip off my head and eat it." The ladybug replies with a simple, "Bummer."

Panel 1: Two praying mantises are walking on a grassy field. One mantis named Timmy, wearing a backward cap and carrying a backpack, says, "Hey, Sally? Are you a praying mantis, too?" Panel 2: The second mantis, identified as Sally, with flower-like hair and also carrying a backpack, responds, "Yeah. Why?" The background shows a warm, orange sky. Panel 3: Timmy, looking at Sally with a wide smile, says, "Because you look drop-dead gorgeous!" The background has a red circular pattern. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a park bench where the first mantis is sitting next to a ladybug with glasses. The mantis, looking downcast, says, "She said, she respects me too much to rip off my head and eat it." The ladybug replies with a simple, "Bummer."

Respect IS a bummer

01.09.2024 14:11 — 👍 2561    🔁 157    💬 8    📌 6

me sinto como um capitão nas grandes navegações desbravando terras novas

tirando o genocidio, obviamente

31.08.2024 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a picture of me wearing my butterfly wings on the situation room zoom call

a picture of me wearing my butterfly wings on the situation room zoom call

if I'm working on a saturday then the butterfly wings are staying on

31.08.2024 16:58 — 👍 21085    🔁 1420    💬 970    📌 1481

tem alguém aqui ou tão tentando usar o threads ainda?

31.08.2024 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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