Brittie

I love when public bathrooms have the braille toilet paper.

Still from The Good Place with the captions edited. Top half: Eleanor with her arms out, arguing, “I mean… When did Silent Hill become about feminism?” Bottom half: Chidi in front of a chalkboard for Ethics 101. A screenshot from Silent Hill 1 on the board. Screenshot is of the head cult lady proclaiming, “My daughter will be the mother of god.” Chidi argues back: “Silent Hill 1”

My kid is currently mad because someone callled her house in Bloxburg “musty, crusty, dusty.”

Can you pee in someone's Bloxburg house? Asking for a friend.

My 8-year-old said “I blocked her and reported her to Roblox and God”. I guess things are getting serious in Brookhaven....

My daughter called me an NPC mom, and honestly? She’s not wrong. I’ve been wearing the same hoodie for three days and keep repeating myself.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, “Who am I?” and then I hear “MOMMMMMMM” from the hallway and remember: I’m no one. I’m Mom.

Trampoline parks after kids are just Russian roulette, except it’s my bladder pulling the trigger and dignity is what dies.

Straight to jail

I thought it was just happy to see me 😔

a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf

Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.

#twilight #meme

What better way to introduce yourself to a new social media app than by posting Silent Hill art? #silenthill #videogames